Bad joke of the day

[KevinH]

What kind of bees produce milk?

 

[TheBroc]

boobies

 

[chefwill]

Bored at work ,have a little down time before the dinner rush comes

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[Pyramid_Party]

Why couldn't the dog get his pants on? He was a husky!

 

[Pyramid_Party]

What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert? No thanks, I'm stuffed.

 

[pops]

whats the deference between bird flue and swine flue? If you have bird flue you need tweetment, if you have swine flue you need oink-ment.

 

[pops]

what did the fisherman say to the card magician.

pick a cod, any cod.

 

[pops]

what did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATH IDIOT BREATH!!!

 

[FMA4ME]

A piece of string walks into a bar, the bartender yells, "we dont serve your type!"
The string walks out, frantically contorts itself and walks back in.
The bartender says, "aren't you the string I just kicked out?"
String replies, " no, Im a frayed knot!"

 

[pops]

what does a wicked chicken lay?

deviled eggs.