Bad joke of the day

[jstehman]

Two blondes walk into a bar..

The brunette ducked.


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Dangit. Someone beat me to this one

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[jstehman]

If a quiz is quizzical, then a test must be ........!

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[FMA4ME]

Dangit. Someone beat me to this one

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you're beating yourself?? :/

 

[ss720]

- Knock knock.
- who's there?
- Jesus, let me in.
- why?
- to save you.
- save me from what?
- from what I'll do to you if you don't let me in.




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[jstehman]

you're beating yourself?? :/

Page 5 has the same joke. Its still funny the second time :-D

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[jmichailiuk]

What do you call a three legged cow?




Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?



Ground beef

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What do you call a cow with Parkinson's disease


Milk shake


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[Montelboom]

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[jstehman]

Pete and Repete were in a boat.
Pete jumped out.
Who was left?

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[pops]

I am guessing pete.

 

[pops]

did you hear about the guy that had his whole left side cut off?

He is all right now.