Bad joke of the day

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what is the deference between a nice dressed man on a unicycle and poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire
 
how does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
 
reading while sun bathing makes you... well read.
 
what do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? frost bite.
 
why are rivers always rich?,,,, they have 2 banks.
 
What has 4 legs and flies?

A picnic table!

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