Bad Tat Thread

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Wow those are a couple of gems! How did you get tickets on your MTB???

Riding a wheelie across Tustin Ave, and it was at night so they also gave me a ticket for no rear light. Funny thing was, I was on my way to Orange Hills to do some moonlight bouldering on some rocks there, and I was wearing a chalk bag around my waist. The gung ho, clearly newish lady cop reached in the bag, pulled out her fingertips covered with white powered, and seriously asked me, "Is this cocaine?!" She wasn't happy after spitting out a mouthful of talcum powder lol, I was dying trying to keep a straight, collegial face. It didn't work.
 
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Riding a wheelie across Tustin Ave, and it was at night so they also gave me a ticket for no rear light. Funny thing was, I was on my way to Orange Hills to do some moonlight bouldering on some rocks there, and I was wearing a chalk bag around my waist. The gung ho, clearly newish lady cop reached in the bag, pulled out her fingertips covered with white powered, and seriously asked me, "Is this cocaine?!" She wasn't happy after spitting out a mouthful of talcum powder lol, I was dying trying to keep a straight, collegial face. It didn't work.

Lol!!! That is great!!! :ROFL:
 
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Riding a wheelie across Tustin Ave, and it was at night so they also gave me a ticket for no rear light. Funny thing was, I was on my way to Orange Hills to do some moonlight bouldering on some rocks there, and I was wearing a chalk bag around my waist. The gung ho, clearly newish lady cop reached in the bag, pulled out her fingertips covered with white powered, and seriously asked me, "Is this cocaine?!" She wasn't happy after spitting out a mouthful of talcum powder lol, I was dying trying to keep a straight, collegial face. It didn't work.

why did you have talcum powder?
 
why did you have talcum powder?

Actually it's Magnesium Carbonate not really talcum powder, but looks the same. It keeps your hands dry while climbing, similar to like gymnasts use. Watch the recent Oscar winning 'Free Solo' movie and you can see how important it is, esp. when climbing without a rope.

Sorry not trying to derail your bad tat thread Kittiee Katt, but I guess with many tattoos comes some stories.
 
not that i'm aware of. I was homeless for about 2 years so I lost pretty much everything. to give some perspective I got my first tat at 15 from a guy in a van at our state fair. it was a 3 legged dragon lol.
Oh wow.. I can only imagine how that looked... Eastern dragon or western dragon?

Sorry not trying to derail your bad tat thread Kittiee Katt, but I guess with many tattoos comes some stories.
That's okay, its the stories that make the tats most interesting. :D
 
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