Wow those are a couple of gems! How did you get tickets on your MTB???
Riding a wheelie across Tustin Ave, and it was at night so they also gave me a ticket for no rear light. Funny thing was, I was on my way to Orange Hills to do some moonlight bouldering on some rocks there, and I was wearing a chalk bag around my waist. The gung ho, clearly newish lady cop reached in the bag, pulled out her fingertips covered with white powered, and seriously asked me, "Is this cocaine?!" She wasn't happy after spitting out a mouthful of talcum powder lol, I was dying trying to keep a straight, collegial face. It didn't work.
