Bauer VS. Norris... You Decide!

[oriolesdt09]

chuck norris cant be killed... most people dont know this but the Great Wall of China was originally built to keep chuck norris out. It failed miserably

 

[sicxspeed]

Jack would shoot Chuck, end of story.....

 

[Derpeder]

Jack would shoot Chuck, end of story.....

But Chuck would catch the bullet with his hand then would melt the bullet with his laser eyes into a little dagger and he'd throw it into Jacks neck.

End of story.

Except then jack doesn't die because he's made of rubber.

Now its the end.

 

[redtailfool]

If they sent Chuck to Afghanistan during the invasion , they wouldve gotten Bin Laden years ago.

 

[sicxspeed]

But Chuck would catch the bullet with his hand then would melt the bullet with his laser eyes into a little dagger and he'd throw it into Jacks neck.

End of story.

Except then jack doesn't die because he's made of rubber.

Now its the end.

Then Jack and Chuck would give up and both of them would team up to kick the crap outta McGiver and *** ass David Hassellhoff.


End of story

 

[rob0521]

chuck could kill him using a only a paperclip and string

 

[Derpeder]

Then Jack and Chuck would give up and both of them would team up to kick the crap outta McGiver and *** ass David Hassellhoff.


End of story

Dammit.....I always forget that part.......and its best part of all.

 

[Bderick67]

Chuck Norris- Real person

Jack Bauer- Fictional Charactrer player by Keifer Sutherland

So Chuck vs. Keifer = dead keifer

A Chuck Norris character vs. Jack Bauer well I guess that would depend on the wrtier

 

[sicxspeed]

Dammit.....I always forget that part.......and its best part of all.

hahahahahahaha.

 

[12 Volt Man]

anyone will look like a pussy next to Chuck!

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!