Here is another one!
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came
from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at
the man; 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!' So the man
jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the
window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a
thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom
and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!' The woman
yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?' And then
the fight started.....