Best Fish Pranks

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Super G said:
We had a four foot irridecent shark that a customer had brought in that had outgrown its 180. I told my buddy nate that he just had to see this fish, it was massive. When I went in for the day I noticed the fish had jumped out and was definitly dead.

In comes nate, "wheres that big fish?" he said. he came around the corner and
bam
"fishface"

I didnt mean to hit him with it "just scare him" Nobody was hurt, but that some funny sheeeeaaaattt.
I remember that store....lol

I liked it better when it was aqua nest
 
my mate was being a real idiot at this party, and he was whinging that there was nothing non alcoholic to drink...so i got a glass and filled it up with the fishtank water (which was more like pond water) and gave it to him, being so drunk he didnt realise and skulled it, within minutes he was throwing up all over himself, it was hilarious!
 
Sea urchin tag, filling a coworkers waders with little shore crabs, and placing a fair sized shark in the engine well of a barge to startle the operator.
 
I remember hearing a news story years and years ago about two old, retired fishing buddies out fishing for catfish. Old Man A is busting Old Man B's chops about something, Old Man B retaliates by throwing one of the catfish he had caught at Old Man A. One of the cats quills pierced Old Man A's heart, killing him. Old Man B went to trial, but the case was thrown out.
 
Planning this for when I go back to California, I have a friend that owns a shop with a huge show tank in the front. I am going to use tint (vehicle tint like you put on your windows). I can cut it like jagged edges and a circle so it looks exactly like a bb gun or real gun shot the glass with stress cracks around it. Im going to do that to the center of the tank and then pour some water on the floor.
:ROFL: :ROFL: :headbang2 :headbang2
 
Opiate said:
my mate was being a real idiot at this party, and he was whinging that there was nothing non alcoholic to drink...so i got a glass and filled it up with the fishtank water (which was more like pond water) and gave it to him, being so drunk he didnt realise and skulled it, within minutes he was throwing up all over himself, it was hilarious!
i had the story first gotta come up with something better
 
This one isn't that good, but a friend who worked at a petland told me they used to get people to really badger new workers on their first week. The last time, They had a guy who used to work the fish dept come in to the new worker and tell him to bag up the 8" rtc and the 8" tiger oscar because he bought a new 10 gallon tank. When he refused, the guy started yelling things like you can't refuse me, i'm gonna do it, you have to bag them up, etc. It was all for fun though I guess.
 
Super G said:
We had a four foot irridecent shark that a customer had brought in that had outgrown its 180. I told my buddy nate that he just had to see this fish, it was massive. When I went in for the day I noticed the fish had jumped out and was definitly dead.

In comes nate, "wheres that big fish?" he said. he came around the corner and
bam
"fishface"

I didnt mean to hit him with it "just scare him" Nobody was hurt, but that some funny sheeeeaaaattt.

LOL!!! :ROFL:
 
We need some more creativity here. I like some of guppys pranks! Here are a few I have pulled in the past:

- Took the straw out of a co-workers soda can, put it in the live brine tank, and then put my finger on top keeping the ultra salty water and brine shrimp suspended in the straw, then putting it back in the can. Needless to say, the first real big sip of soda/brine left my co-worker gagging.

- Defrosted that green frozen crap - formula 2 if I remember correctly, and used it as a spread on a buddy's sandwich. He puked. The same was done to me with silversides in the PBJ, but I caught the smell in time.

- Had a hamster die of wet tail, so we bagged him in plastic and put him in a co-workers backpack, where it sat for a week decomposing in the bag until the smell gave it away.

- Crickets down the back of the shirt was always fun as well, especially if it was tucked in. :FIREdevil
 
mbhw said:
We need some more creativity here. I like some of guppys pranks! Here are a few I have pulled in the past:

- Took the straw out of a co-workers soda can, put it in the live brine tank, and then put my finger on top keeping the ultra salty water and brine shrimp suspended in the straw, then putting it back in the can. Needless to say, the first real big sip of soda/brine left my co-worker gagging.

- Defrosted that green frozen crap - formula 2 if I remember correctly, and used it as a spread on a buddy's sandwich. He puked. The same was done to me with silversides in the PBJ, but I caught the smell in time.

- Had a hamster die of wet tail, so we bagged him in plastic and put him in a co-workers backpack, where it sat for a week decomposing in the bag until the smell gave it away.

- Crickets down the back of the shirt was always fun as well, especially if it was tucked in. :FIREdevil
that is nutz ......LOL:ROFL:
 
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