Best fish puns

[JackDempsey72]

Hello I decided to make a thread where you can post fish puns and have a competition on who's the best. I'll start. You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course you play bass

 

[strollo22]

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[ss720]

Why don't crabs give to charity?
Because it's shellfish.


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[ss720]

Why don't crabs give to charity?
Because it's shellfish.


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[robmcd]

Never trust a catfish.

 

[JackDempsey72]

You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to think of better puns than theses

 

[ss720]

If you have a good fish pun, don't be koi.


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[DBLN8]

Blind man walking thru a fish market..Hello girl's!

 

[Gill Blue]

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[justarn]

what you call a dead fish..... bob. eeek....