Best sign at a zoo

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Not that turned out well. I was in a rush on my way around. The displays are behind a protective glass divered as well (keeps little kids from hitting the glass). Nice for the animals, crap to photograph with two layers of reflection to account for. Plus the zoo was shoulder to shoulder people when I was there.
 
This is what I want to see:

"We are sorry the loaches are not on display right now as our shoal has grown so large that we must build a new tank."
 
More like:

We're sorry the loaches are not on display. Late last night, someone broke into the zoo and STOLE all of them. Police are working with USFW to investigate such an odd event.

....In other news, a MN man escaped the local insane assylum last night......
 
Pff! My zoo just has Tilapia eating Hippo dung.
I can see Tilapia at the Chinatown market!
Oh, they also have gophers. You know, Richardson's ground squirrels. I think you call them pocket gophers.
Drive through a million gophers to get to the zoo. Then what do I pay to see?
Gophers!
I'm so out of this town.
 
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