It saddens me deeply to report that a close birding friend of mine has passed away. After many years of shared adventures, my first Tilley Hat has finally gone on to its next life.
I received this Tilley as a gift from my wife for my 30th birthday, making it almost 38 years old now. For the first 25 or so years of its life, it was sitting on my melon for many wonderful outdoor days spent fishing, birding, gardening, hiking, shooting, vacationing and just about anything else one can think of. It's been with me on an African hunt, fishing in numerous places around and beyond Canada and the U.S., and countless birding forays. It has endured probably 100 or so launderings, ranging from automatic washing machines to manual scrub-boards. It's be worn while painting, mowing grass, cutting and splitting firewood, construction (and destruction!...) projects, it's shaded my face during numerous naps on long airplane flights, and it's perched jauntily on my head while simply sitting on the deck and enjoying a cool drink.
At about that 25-year mark, it developed a tiny hole in the fabric right in the front centre area of the crown. By this time, my wife had progressed from loving it...to tolerating it...to hating it for its increasingly bedraggled condition. Despite frequent washings, despite several dye-jobs to rejuvenate its faded complexion, it looked like hell. On a visit to Toronto, she insisted that we visit the Tilley plant/store and take advantage of their lifetime warranty.
I agreed, although I wasn't convinced that it was bad enough to qualify for a free replacement. We stepped inside the store, the clerk at the counter took one look at it...marked with paint and blood and sweat and who-knows-what-else...and said "Oh, yeah...you need a new hat!"
Did I? My head had spent over two decades teaching that hat exactly what shape it needed to adopt to fit me perfectly, to shade my eyes and to look the way I wanted it to look; did I really need a new hat? As the clerk showed me the current offerings and helped me to find the correct size, I was growing increasingly agitated at the idea of walking out...even in a new hat...and leaving my old friend behind. I think the girl was familiar with the phenomenon; the hat was older than she was, and she could discern my attachment to it. She casually remarked "Don't worry...you get to keep the old one too!"
My wife was horrified; the whole idea was to make me bid
adios to my old hat, and now she had learned that it wasn't actually going anywhere. To ease her mind, I told her "Don't worry, Honey, this will be the hat I use for the Hallowe'en scarecrow". We always set up a scarecrow on the lawn for the holiday, and this hat looked the part.
So the hat was on the scarecrow's head later that month, and it looked great. In fact, it looked so great that I decided I wasn't done wearing it yet. So it started to join me on some of the wilder, woolier or just plain dirtier activities in which I indulged. Specifically, fishing and birding.
So, another decade passed. I wore the new Tilley when we went into town, or otherwise were in polite society, but for
serious hat stuff the old Tilley reigned supreme.
Yesterday, I joined a buddy for some catfishing on the Red River, with the old girl scrunched down on my head as per usual. I turned my head just the wrong way, the wind gusted just the other way, and off into the river flew my aged treasure! The current is swift there, and the hat was rapidly disappearing downriver when a kindly soul who saw me racing after the hat deftly cast out his line and snagged it on the first try. He reeled it in and presented it to me with a smile; I thanked him profusely, shook off the hat, pulled it onto my head...and just about ripped the crown from the brim. The old fabric had pretty much rotted away, and my hat was no more.
We got home, and I was crestfallen when I told my wife what had happened. She grinned an evil grin, and gloated that it would finally be thrown away. I looked at her like she had lost her mind. "This hat is going nowhere! It will live in a place of honour forever!"
And so it shall; not sure yet where, but it's likely gonna be in the fishroom where my wife rarely goes...and it's gotta be high enough that she can't reach it.
