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CHOMPERS;552935;552935 said:
There's a fun game to play. Ever see one in good light? Very scary!

And they use to go in my old hang out (Cowboys).
LOL nice!! Yah I ve seen them in light before they used to come up and talk to my guy friends at their autoshop on obt. They looks really busted and scary :barf:
 
Die Fledermaus;552773; said:
Waite!!!!!!!!!!


You're a girl arent you. AHH HAAA! Now it makes more sense.

...

You missed that set of boobs? And to think that I am the one to have been reduced to being ***.
 
water_baby83;552371; said:
So! You've seen it before, just by the other chromosome..... Why is it so frickin hard to find someone who is "right" or whatever? I mean c'mon, I'm not needy:

All I require is this

*Good JobHow about a so so job?
*No scarry ex that wants to kill meNo prob there all my ex's want to kill me:irked:
*Has a different therapist than me I kinda like being nuts so no need for 1:nilly:
*Can count to 100Again with the numbers , same as the job/money part
*Knows a little somthin about fish (since it's what I do) Done:D
*Ok that last one came out wrong- Or did it?:ROFL:
*And can actually focus when I talk to them..... ON MY FACE NOOOOOOO!!!!!

See, that's not a lot! Yes it is.


Yeah I know, I stooped to a new low, but hey, everyone else get's to b!t(C)h on here so why can't I!?! Grr...

Ok, need to lay off on the sugar, I think I am allergic.

Well as a guy that has b!t(C)h on this site about the oposite sex This thread is funny as hell.
 
CHOMPERS;552949; said:
You missed that set of boobs? And to think that I am the one to have been reduced to being ***.


Actually, I am a girl. :D
But its understandable i'm mislabeled. My screen name and picture dont exactly scream to people "I love Nordstroms and the color pink!"

Die Fledermaus is a character from the show "The Tick" which I like.
And the picture is an anime character i would date if he wasnt just a image on paper. :ROFL:

I tried changing my name, but this site wont let me.

I guess I just dont correct people because it would mean correcting people in every single Gosh darn post i make.
I've actually found that a lot of the time I find i'm taken more seriously when they think i'm a guy. :irked:
 
water_baby83;552900; said:
LMAO yep, I'm a girl, hahaha. And about the man hands, LOL I like man hands - on men, cuz I'm a chick, and that's normal, and ..... yea! LOL

:D

Just be patient.

But above all. The one reason most people are single later on is because they are too gosh darn picky.

ALL guys and ALL girls are going to have issues or quirks that are extremely annoying.
You just have to deal with them. I'm married and my husband has things that irk me bad.
When we were going out though, i looked at all the positive things and they outweighed the bad.

I'm not saying you're overly picky. It's just a reason i know of that a lot of people cant seem to find that perfect match
 
water_baby83;552371; said:
So! You've seen it before, just by the other chromosome..... Why is it so frickin hard to find someone who is "right" or whatever? I mean c'mon, I'm not needy:

All I require is this

*Good Job
*No scarry ex that wants to kill me
*Has a different therapist than me
*Can count to 100
*Knows a little somthin about fish (since it's what I do)
*Ok that last one came out wrong
*And can actually focus when I talk to them..... ON MY FACE

See, that's not a lot!


Yeah I know, I stooped to a new low, but hey, everyone else get's to b!t(C)h on here so why can't I!?! Grr...

Ok, need to lay off on the sugar, I think I am allergic.

its ok to be picky..... in all seriousness though..... perhaps your not picky enough..... those are not tough requirements (except for the last one)...... set higher standards...... you know what they say..... something like shoot for the stars to land on the moon...... works for me...... I know Jessica Alba is going to call me any day now...... :D
 
Oh but I think I am though, I am totally picky. And I don't mean to be, I mean I have dated all kinds of guys - of all kinds of races, social status', economical brackets, you name it! But I really don't know why I get so bored. I mean it always starts out wonderfull, you know, the butterflies, not being able to focus because all you think about is them, having even the simplest everyday things seem so much better just because they are with you............... But like 2 weeks later, I let my voicemail answer the phone, make excuses why I can't go out, start trying to wean them away from me, and so on. I really hate it because I feel so wicked for doing it, and usually they are pretty decent guys, I just don't know why I get sick of them. Most of the time, I don't even know why they are with me in the first place, I mean I have got to be one of the biggest dorks I know. My sense of humor is 20% Dry, 30% special 'ed, and 50% smart ass. Most people take what I say wayy to seriously - especially girls, which makes it a battlefield for me on the dating scene cuz I feel like I am going to get da' smack down from other chicks when I walk in a room. I HATE that, I have like 3 girlfriends I am close to - YES ASH, one is you, LOL, but everyother girl always hates me, and I don't know why!!!! I have mostly guy friends, I guess I just relate to them better, and like to just chill. Sure, I am a girl and if there is something I want - - I will go shopping, or get my nails done, or my hair or just whatever. But there is a whole other side to me - my fishgeek side, my video game side, and my car side. Now the last three, no, it's not hard to find guys into those, but the problem is, once they realise "Holy crap, she really does know what she is doing", they go all gaa-gaa and fall in love with me. Excuse me but since when did it become a miracle for a girl to know how to install a drive train or change brakes??? Hellloooo! And video games - Just because I like them, nooo I don't want to sit in the house everynight and have wi-fi military covert op's with all your friends via a headset. I mean, I never find a rounded guy. One is obsessed with cars, so all we do is car stuff - cool, but I am diverse. One is obsessed with football, so he thinks it's cute to drag me to MNF wearing his high school jersey non-stop, smashing beer cans on each other's heads (I do the smashing, I do not get smashed upon! LOL). But seriously, since I am into so many different things, it's not hard to find someone, just hard to find someone who is more universal, and up for new thins, and well rounded with a good head on their shoulders you know. My animals are my passion, and work will usually always come first because it involves my animals. But I like to get freaky and let lose just as hard as the rest of them, and I just can't seem to find the balance of "Good, solid, college grad meets rocky horror picture show". LOL I want someone I can have a blast with, share intrests with, but still be able to take home to the family and chill with everyone........ and when we are alone, well, things you've never seen in any trashy romance novel. LOL. I know I am picky, but if I weren't then would I ever really be happy, I mean wouldnt I just be settling?? Or is it that maybe if I am too picky I might just overlook someone who is good for me, and never realise it?? Grrr! Where's Dr. Phil when you need him!
 
water_baby83;553136; said:
Oh but I think I am though, I am totally picky. And I don't mean to be, I mean I have dated all kinds of guys - of all kinds of races, social status', economical brackets, you name it! But I really don't know why I get so bored. I mean it always starts out wonderfull, you know, the butterflies, not being able to focus because all you think about is them, having even the simplest everyday things seem so much better just because they are with you............... But like 2 weeks later, I let my voicemail answer the phone, make excuses why I can't go out, start trying to wean them away from me, and so on. I really hate it because I feel so wicked for doing it, and usually they are pretty decent guys, I just don't know why I get sick of them. Most of the time, I don't even know why they are with me in the first place, I mean I have got to be one of the biggest dorks I know. My sense of humor is 20% Dry, 30% special 'ed, and 50% smart ass. Most people take what I say wayy to seriously - especially girls, which makes it a battlefield for me on the dating scene cuz I feel like I am going to get da' smack down from other chicks when I walk in a room. I HATE that, I have like 3 girlfriends I am close to - YES ASH, one is you, LOL, but everyother girl always hates me, and I don't know why!!!! I have mostly guy friends, I guess I just relate to them better, and like to just chill. Sure, I am a girl and if there is something I want - - I will go shopping, or get my nails done, or my hair or just whatever. But there is a whole other side to me - my fishgeek side, my video game side, and my car side. Now the last three, no, it's not hard to find guys into those, but the problem is, once they realise "Holy crap, she really does know what she is doing", they go all gaa-gaa and fall in love with me. Excuse me but since when did it become a miracle for a girl to know how to install a drive train or change brakes??? Hellloooo! And video games - Just because I like them, nooo I don't want to sit in the house everynight and have wi-fi military covert op's with all your friends via a headset. I mean, I never find a rounded guy. One is obsessed with cars, so all we do is car stuff - cool, but I am diverse. One is obsessed with football, so he thinks it's cute to drag me to MNF wearing his high school jersey non-stop, smashing beer cans on each other's heads (I do the smashing, I do not get smashed upon! LOL). But seriously, since I am into so many different things, it's not hard to find someone, just hard to find someone who is more universal, and up for new thins, and well rounded with a good head on their shoulders you know. My animals are my passion, and work will usually always come first because it involves my animals. But I like to get freaky and let lose just as hard as the rest of them, and I just can't seem to find the balance of "Good, solid, college grad meets rocky horror picture show". LOL I want someone I can have a blast with, share intrests with, but still be able to take home to the family and chill with everyone........ and when we are alone, well, things you've never seen in any trashy romance novel. LOL. I know I am picky, but if I weren't then would I ever really be happy, I mean wouldnt I just be settling?? Or is it that maybe if I am too picky I might just overlook someone who is good for me, and never realise it?? Grrr! Where's Dr. Phil when you need him!


Maybe your just getting tired of men. Is Ash single ?

:naughty: ...hee hee
 
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