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OddBaller;553480; said:
... but in my most Hetero tone...... your too Pretty to be a fighter...
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Score one for OddBaller (still really not so hetero)

OddBaller;553480; said:
.... you look like a dude that won't throw blows because you don't want to ruin your manicure...
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Score two for OddBaller
 
A real man simply wants to balla real woman. Real women, on the other hand, are hard to find. Women who have: fake breasts; fake fingernails; fake eye- color; fake hair- color;' a nose job; fake jewelry :you-name-it-who-are-looking-for-a-real-man are just too common.
If you want to know what a real man is just meet me. And meet my wife, too. She is a real woman. We like it.
( If you are going to meet us bring your own beer).
 
DeLgAdO;553538; said:
explain to me what constitutes a real man.


no seriously, id like to know :confused:
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1. See OddBallers avatar.

2. Ask the SQUIRREL man, ASK THE SQUIRREL.



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water_baby83;553136; said:
Oh but I think I am though, I am totally picky. And I don't mean to be, I mean I have dated all kinds of guys - of all kinds of races, social status', economical brackets, you name it! But I really don't know why I get so bored. I mean it always starts out wonderfull, you know, the butterflies, not being able to focus because all you think about is them, having even the simplest everyday things seem so much better just because they are with you............... But like 2 weeks later, I let my voicemail answer the phone, make excuses why I can't go out, start trying to wean them away from me, and so on. I really hate it because I feel so wicked for doing it, and usually they are pretty decent guys, I just don't know why I get sick of them. Most of the time, I don't even know why they are with me in the first place, I mean I have got to be one of the biggest dorks I know. My sense of humor is 20% Dry, 30% special 'ed, and 50% smart ass. Most people take what I say wayy to seriously - especially girls, which makes it a battlefield for me on the dating scene cuz I feel like I am going to get da' smack down from other chicks when I walk in a room. I HATE that, I have like 3 girlfriends I am close to - YES ASH, one is you, LOL, but everyother girl always hates me, and I don't know why!!!! I have mostly guy friends, I guess I just relate to them better, and like to just chill. Sure, I am a girl and if there is something I want - - I will go shopping, or get my nails done, or my hair or just whatever. But there is a whole other side to me - my fishgeek side, my video game side, and my car side. Now the last three, no, it's not hard to find guys into those, but the problem is, once they realise "Holy crap, she really does know what she is doing", they go all gaa-gaa and fall in love with me. Excuse me but since when did it become a miracle for a girl to know how to install a drive train or change brakes??? Hellloooo! And video games - Just because I like them, nooo I don't want to sit in the house everynight and have wi-fi military covert op's with all your friends via a headset. I mean, I never find a rounded guy. One is obsessed with cars, so all we do is car stuff - cool, but I am diverse. One is obsessed with football, so he thinks it's cute to drag me to MNF wearing his high school jersey non-stop, smashing beer cans on each other's heads (I do the smashing, I do not get smashed upon! LOL). But seriously, since I am into so many different things, it's not hard to find someone, just hard to find someone who is more universal, and up for new thins, and well rounded with a good head on their shoulders you know. My animals are my passion, and work will usually always come first because it involves my animals. But I like to get freaky and let lose just as hard as the rest of them, and I just can't seem to find the balance of "Good, solid, college grad meets rocky horror picture show". LOL I want someone I can have a blast with, share intrests with, but still be able to take home to the family and chill with everyone........ and when we are alone, well, things you've never seen in any trashy romance novel. LOL. I know I am picky, but if I weren't then would I ever really be happy, I mean wouldnt I just be settling?? Or is it that maybe if I am too picky I might just overlook someone who is good for me, and never realise it?? Grrr! Where's Dr. Phil when you need him!
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Wow, that was wierd. You just explained ME in a nutshell.
"help, i'm in a nutshell".
....

I'm the EXACT same as you.

The only difference is that I never dated. I married my first boyfriend.
When i was in school and wanted a boyfriend really bad, all the boys that liked me were....well..... not attractive?
If they started flirting, i would ignore them because i didnt want them to get the impression that i liked them like that.

But all the guys I liked, werent attracted to me, so i was boyfriendless my ENTIRE school career. (i didnt go to college)
I didnt dress girly. I hated dresses and never wore tight fitting clothes. I wore baggy clothes and skater shoes. (it was NY, give me a break)
Guys dont like when girls wear baggy clothes. But i wouldnt change what i wore, because then i knew i would look like I was trying to be "COOL" and THAT was the last thing i wanted. I HATE being like everyone else and I would rather not have a horny teenage boyfriend than change who I was

When i moved out to CA in 12th grade, I had this image in my head of what i wanted.
A blond hair, blue eyed, surfer dude. (i moved from NY and thats what i thought California guys where supposed to be. LOL )
I was learning to dress like a girl, and discovering that i had a figure and started to show it. But the guys at my school werent what i wanted. Even if they were attractive, they werent my IDEAL guy. So i ignored their attempts and kept searching for "Super hot blond surfer guy"

Well, turns out i was introduced to this guy by my old friend. But the catch was, it was all by Instant Message. I didnt meet him in person. So i starting talking to him via IM. Well, he sent me a picture a week or two after we started talking and he wasnt Tom Cruise, but he wasnt ugly either.

But i was having fun talking to him. I communicate MUCH better by typing and i think that was the reason i ended up with him.
INstead of being awkward talking to him and judging him by his presense and looks, i got to know him better typing.

Eventually i met him.

He was 1/2 Chinese and 1" shorter than me.. But, since i had already gotten to know him, i went out with him anyways.
And 1 1/2 yrs later we got married. And we have the most amazing marriage.
We arent just Husband and wife, but we're best freinds too.



My point is. I didnt think i would ever even get a boyfriend.
Let a lone a husband.
He wasnt what i had planned, but he's deffinitly who i was meant to be with

So you might be thinking you're screwed now, but when it happens it will hit you fast.
You will probably end up with someone you wouldnt expect.
 
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