You can take the last slice of pizza or the last beer, but not both-that's just selfish and cruel
bro code, man law, guy code let's list 'em up
- Thread starter ballinouttacntrol
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A bro will not let another bro drink anything with an umbrella, or anything fruity and frozen, unless both said bros are on vacation
- Don't get involved with a buddy's ex. Don't be that guy
- Don't bring your wife/gf to 'guys' night' outings. We have a friend that always does that. Don't be that guy
- If you can't make it somewhere, just SAY SO. Don't beat around the bush or stop answering calls/texts. I hate flaky flakers. Don't be that guy
- Do be a good wingman and do whatever it takes to help a buddy out. Don't be a c-blocker. Don't be that guy
- Do play 'ignorant' if a wife/gf asks you where her man is or was. Do not reveal the truth unless instructed to do so. Don't be that guy
- Don't bring your wife/gf to 'guys' night' outings. We have a friend that always does that. Don't be that guy
- If you can't make it somewhere, just SAY SO. Don't beat around the bush or stop answering calls/texts. I hate flaky flakers. Don't be that guy
- Do be a good wingman and do whatever it takes to help a buddy out. Don't be a c-blocker. Don't be that guy
- Do play 'ignorant' if a wife/gf asks you where her man is or was. Do not reveal the truth unless instructed to do so. Don't be that guy
always let a bro know when his inbox on mfk is full
maxx your box is stuffed fuller then a tranny's pants!
though shall not follow a homo joke with another homo joke. 2 times in a row is just scary and calls for suspicious
maxx your box is stuffed fuller then a tranny's pants!
though shall not follow a homo joke with another homo joke. 2 times in a row is just scary and calls for suspicious
Bros should never place incriminating evidence in text messages.
Bros should never wear matching colors.
Bros should never hover around while another Bro is conversating with a woman.
Bros never compete for the same Woman.
Bros should repay all loans w/out being coerced.
Bros don't fraternize with one anothers Sisters.
Bros Will get out of bed to come get You, for various reasons. Your in Jail, You dont want to drive drunk, Your being held hostage by a gang of women... <<< happened to me before.
Bros will take care of Your things (fish included) just like You do.
Bros will intuitively drop an alibi for You when being interogated by Your spouse/girl, parents, police and other authorative figures.
Bros should never wear matching colors.
Bros should never hover around while another Bro is conversating with a woman.
Bros never compete for the same Woman.
Bros should repay all loans w/out being coerced.
Bros don't fraternize with one anothers Sisters.
Bros Will get out of bed to come get You, for various reasons. Your in Jail, You dont want to drive drunk, Your being held hostage by a gang of women... <<< happened to me before.
Bros will take care of Your things (fish included) just like You do.
Bros will intuitively drop an alibi for You when being interogated by Your spouse/girl, parents, police and other authorative figures.
Its not *** if its underway...
referring strictly to crowding onto the ship's couch to watch tv.
referring strictly to crowding onto the ship's couch to watch tv.
