Bros I need advice

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If you have to ask here, there's no future for you with the other sex. Stick to your fishes, you have better instincts there. If you persist, at least get rid of your fishy reflexes first.
 
Put the fishing rod away get your "other rod" ready, take her under the old willow tree and become a man!

Oh wait your only like 13......lol

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Lol I was gonna say I'm 13 lol idk I have to teach her to fish ;)


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Remember take a shower brush your teeth chew some gum wear some deo wash your clothes and smell good at least for the first date. If you get past that then your home free!

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Hope the cichla section doesn't have to endure scrutiny over some sort of scandalous tape after this "fishing" endeavor, involving our guy Mr. Fishy.

Remember Mr.Fishy or as u shall now be known, little fish, bragging rights and scandalous videos are only good until you get charged with statutory....

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Remember Mr.Fishy or as u shall now be known, little fish, bragging rights and scandalous videos are only good until you get charged with statutory....

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But isn't it only statutory if the two people are 2 years apart?


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Now that you are more likely to be dating, I will give you this piece of advice: no matter what happens, do NOT dish the details of your dates with people! Late middle school and high school students are notorious for gossip, and girls especially are very cruel and unforgiving.

In the future (might not be for years yet) tempting as it may be to brag in the locker room about what you did or how far you got with a girl, DON'T. Especially if your school is small enough that everyone knows everyone else's business. Society is not developed enough yet to let girls experiment with flirting, foreplay, or sex (whichever is most appropriate for your age and relationship) in the same way that males can without shaming them with namecalling like slut or skank. If she wants to tell her close friends, so be it. As long as she doesn't hear it from a bunch of guys hooting slurs at her, you will get a reputation for being discreet, and thus a safe person to date, for girls who don't want to go through the drama of being a Friday night conquest.
 
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