BURGLAR EATEN BY BY ELEVEN FOOT ALLIGATOR!

[ShadowP]

by all accounts the thief was an idiot and the gator was hungry. Funny he called his girl friend, just to let her know where he was, "no babe I am not going to the bar, just going out to burglarize a few houses with Jack, be home soon, love you!,"

All this running from the cops has got me all hot and sweaty... Think I'll go take a dip in the pond to cool off a bit...
Honey? What's eatin' you? It's too late for a swim. Its dark outside.