can someone send me some snails please

[Greez]

you sound honest. where do i send my social security number, bank pin, bank number, and mycouple thousand dollars.

Just pm me that info and I'll take care of that for you sir

 

[gazelle]

Greetings, I have a snail farm here in Nigeria. Due to a downturn in the snail market here, we have a surplus of many rare and beautiful snails. We need your assistance to bring them to the U.S. market to be enjoyed by snail hobbyists such as yourself. I will just need your bank account information, and you will have to transfer us the money for shipping, plus a few thousand dollars to handle processing and export fees, which you will be able to recoup by reselling the snails. I look forward to hearing from you concerning this snail-erriffic opportunity.

wait...............what??

 

[SemperFish]

Greetings, I have a snail farm here in Nigeria. Due to a downturn in the snail market here, we have a surplus of many rare and beautiful snails. We need your assistance to bring them to the U.S. market to be enjoyed by snail hobbyists such as yourself. I will just need your bank account information, and you will have to transfer us the money for shipping, plus a few thousand dollars to handle processing and export fees, which you will be able to recoup by reselling the snails. I look forward to hearing from you concerning this snail-erriffic opportunity.

HILARIOUS!!

 

[gomezladdams]

I got lots of snails,what kind do you want?

 

[coeus]

wait...............what??

never heard the nigerian prince scam?

 

[100gallons]

I got lots of snails,what kind do you want?

any

 

[kdrun76]

I have about 4 trillion MTS you can have.

 

[Bottomfeeder]

Go to the lfs and buy a big slug of live plants, you are bound to get some Ramshorn or Pond Snails. Pond Snails can breed with themselves, so 1=1,000,000. Or if you want something cool like Apple/Mystery/Assassin/Trumpet Snails, you should send Msjinkzd a PM.

 

[bob965]

Greetings again from Nigeria. My friend, do not be persuaded by these offers of free snails. The fact that they are willing to give them away speaks directy to the inferiority of these snails. At the Nigerian Snail Cooperative, we have many wonderful rare snails that you will not find anywhere else. We have leopard snails, giraffe snails, malaysian trombone snails (superior to trumpet), golden monkey snails, king kamfa snails, thai silk snails, snails that secrete GE Silicone I and can be trained to seal leaks, snails that consume fluorescent colored gravel and poop out pool filter sand, and also pond snails. Also, I have great news for you!! Barrister Michael Mpibwekwame, head of the Nigerian Snail Cooperative has authorized me to send you a special gift as a token of good faith in our future business ventures. I am sending you a genuine two-headed red arowana, imported from Cameroon! He will be packed carefully in several layers of plastic shopping bags, and placed securely inside an old happy meal box, and shipped directly to you overnight. This is of course a FREE gift, however, I will need your bank routing info for the necessary import fees. The fees are a mere pittance compared to the value of this priceless animal. I look forward to hearing from you, and enjoy your free gift!

 

[knifegill]

bob965, you are amazing.