can someone send me some snails please

[coeus]

bob965, you are amazing.

i concur

 

[Madding]

Lol @ the two-headed Red Arowana. I found that on Aquabid the other day and stared at it for way too long.

 

[nes999]

Greetings again from Nigeria. My friend, do not be persuaded by these offers of free snails. The fact that they are willing to give them away speaks directy to the inferiority of these snails. At the Nigerian Snail Cooperative, we have many wonderful rare snails that you will not find anywhere else. We have leopard snails, giraffe snails, malaysian trombone snails (superior to trumpet), golden monkey snails, king kamfa snails, thai silk snails, snails that secrete GE Silicone I and can be trained to seal leaks, snails that consume fluorescent colored gravel and poop out pool filter sand, and also pond snails. Also, I have great news for you!! Barrister Michael Mpibwekwame, head of the Nigerian Snail Cooperative has authorized me to send you a special gift as a token of good faith in our future business ventures. I am sending you a genuine two-headed red arowana, imported from Cameroon! He will be packed carefully in several layers of plastic shopping bags, and placed securely inside an old happy meal box, and shipped directly to you overnight. This is of course a FREE gift, however, I will need your bank routing info for the necessary import fees. The fees are a mere pittance compared to the value of this priceless animal. I look forward to hearing from you, and enjoy your free gift!

it worked! i send him my info and i got all he promised. please send this man your info before he runs out!!

 

[shadowavenger77]

BUAHAHAHAHA

 

[yayfish24]

Greetings again from Nigeria. My friend, do not be persuaded by these offers of free snails. The fact that they are willing to give them away speaks directy to the inferiority of these snails. At the Nigerian Snail Cooperative, we have many wonderful rare snails that you will not find anywhere else. We have leopard snails, giraffe snails, malaysian trombone snails (superior to trumpet), golden monkey snails, king kamfa snails, thai silk snails, snails that secrete GE Silicone I and can be trained to seal leaks, snails that consume fluorescent colored gravel and poop out pool filter sand, and also pond snails. Also, I have great news for you!! Barrister Michael Mpibwekwame, head of the Nigerian Snail Cooperative has authorized me to send you a special gift as a token of good faith in our future business ventures. I am sending you a genuine two-headed red arowana, imported from Cameroon! He will be packed carefully in several layers of plastic shopping bags, and placed securely inside an old happy meal box, and shipped directly to you overnight. This is of course a FREE gift, however, I will need your bank routing info for the necessary import fees. The fees are a mere pittance compared to the value of this priceless animal. I look forward to hearing from you, and enjoy your free gift!

Just about everything you say makes me laugh. Thank you my nigerian friend.

 

[coeus]

Lol @ the two-headed Red Arowana. I found that on Aquabid the other day and stared at it for way too long.

that pic is definitely photoshopped btw

 

[Death Pony]

If you want some oddballs, I'm breeding yellow rabbit snails right now. However, I have no clue how to ship, so I'd ask Msjnxd, aka Rachel. She has some very cool snails.

 

[Errasi]

If you want some oddballs, I'm breeding yellow rabbit snails right now. However, I have no clue how to ship, so I'd ask Msjnxd, aka Rachel. She has some very cool snails.

Put them in the bag and fill the shipping container so the bag is upright and throw in either hot or cold packs and I think thats it.


Msjnxd always has cool stock I just dont have anymore tanks.

 

[Madding]

that pic is definitely photoshopped btw

Yes, I know.

 

[bob965]

My friend, do not listen to the doubters and naysayers. They will be the ones left sitting on the sideline while our business grows and prospers. The two-headed arowana is indeed real. It is a magnificent and beautiful creature, as you will see when it arrives at your home. Here is a picture of myself personally inspecting it prior to being packed and shipped to you.