When you own a Grand Am, 0-30 is not stupidly fast, it's stupidly slow. When car mags test these, they have 0-60, 0-100, 0-30, drag times between 0-60ft, 1/8 mile, 1/4 etc. He probably has his facts straight as he loves cars way more than I do, but I agree, 0-30 is meaningless when you rev to 5000 in second gear and then throw it directly into 5th gear, then immmediately downshift to make the red light.
BTW, the i was excited to get the owners manual with the car, only to read things like "Do not skip gears when downshifting, as this may over rev the engine." Hmm, I gathered before I bought the car that downshifting from 3rd to first gear is bad.