CentralMayHem

[shekes]

HAHA. THEY DEFINITELY DO NOT MAKE EM THE SAME THESE DAYS!!!!!! i was just so pissed that she would hit me that i had to hurt something of hers. i did look for something such as a brick, but when i found nothing close i opted to take a stab at it myslef. STUPID idea lemme tell ya. court 5 times. doctors a few times. surgery, fines, retarded pinky. definitely not worth it for a *****!!!!!!! but i will always stay with the idea that if you find em and **** em and dont forget about em, you WILL have drama eventually. but thats why they have the sayin cant live with em cant live without em.

Consider yourself lucky. Last year I had to put down a $5000 bail for a friend who was locked up in a high security joint in Lindsy, Ontario, sharing a cell with a bank robber. The guy is totally harmless. He might be a fool but never hurt a fly.
His wife ran away to her boyfriend in Toronto. The poor guy was devasted, drove to Toronto talked to her and drove her back to Montreal. He never ever raised his voice, never mind used force on her. But the boyfriend called 911. The police stormed their apartment at night, arrested him at gunpoint, drove him back to Ontario (because that is where the crime was commited) and charged him with kidnapping and unlawful confinement. The wife called me in the morning asking me to drive her and her dog to Toronto. She never claimed he kidnapped her, just didn't give a damn. They were married for six years.
I had to drive her to Toronto and spend two days there talking sense into this b*tch, find him a good lawyer and bail him out. When I picked him up from Lindsey he was crying like a baby. Some dudes convicted for murder attacked him in jail. He was pale and hungry I had to find him a hooker.
Eventually the charges were dropped, but the lawyer got $5000 and I spent weeks talking to him and her.
I am sure her new boyfriend will meet a similar fate and this friend of mine will eventually end up with a b*tch.
It's your own attitude. You change it - you'll find a nice girl.

 

[CentralMayhem]

Thanks Dr. Phil. HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

 

[DeLgAdO]

Consider yourself lucky. Last year I had to put down a $5000 bail for a friend who was locked up in a high security joint in Lindsy, Ontario, sharing a cell with a bank robber. The guy is totally harmless. He might be a fool but never hurt a fly.
His wife ran away to her boyfriend in Toronto. The poor guy was devasted, drove to Toronto talked to her and drove her back to Montreal. He never ever raised his voice, never mind used force on her. But the boyfriend called 911. The police stormed their apartment at night, arrested him at gunpoint, drove him back to Ontario (because that is where the crime was commited) and charged him with kidnapping and unlawful confinement. The wife called me in the morning asking me to drive her and her dog to Toronto. She never claimed he kidnapped her, just didn't give a damn. They were married for six years.
I had to drive her to Toronto and spend two days there talking sense into this b*tch, find him a good lawyer and bail him out. When I picked him up from Lindsey he was crying like a baby. Some dudes convicted for murder attacked him in jail. He was pale and hungry I had to find him a hooker.
Eventually the charges were dropped, but the lawyer got $5000 and I spent weeks talking to him and her.
I am sure her new boyfriend will meet a similar fate and this friend of mine will eventually end up with a b*tch.
It's your own attitude. You change it - you'll find a nice girl.

this country is ****ed up

 

[shekes]

this country is ****ed up

Canada? Is not perfect, I agree. But is still the best country I lived in. An I lived in a few. Aren't you from CA? Now that is indeed one f***ed up place!

Thanks Dr. Phil. HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

I've been there. Alright? I might have kept my pinkies but I've been through worse. I've been attacked by my psycho b*tch with a knife and have been arrested too. I learned it the hard way. And so will you. Eventually I changed my attitude. Girls who seemed boring to me started appearing peaceful and smart. The ones I used to find exciting I started to see as what they are: psycho b*tches that need help. This type of girls annoys me now. Ant they don't even f*ck better. The nerds win. Nerds always win.

There are millions of people who have these problems all the time and millions who never do.

You know very well that you could have just let her drive, and would have. Had you been sober enough. Now tell me I'm wrong!

 

[phene4grene420]

samwise gamgee?

 

[piranha45]

oh please, one's a 3 foot shrub, the other's a 6 foot monster fish eating thug

 

[piranha45]

I've been there. Alright? I might have kept my pinkies but I've been through worse. I've been attacked by my psycho b*tch with a knife and have been arrested too. I learned it the hard way. And so will you. Eventually I changed my attitude. Girls who seemed boring to me started appearing peaceful and smart. The ones I used to find exciting I started to see as what they are: psycho b*tches that need help. This type of girls annoys me now. Ant they don't even f*ck better. The nerds win. Nerds always win.

hmmm... I'm going to take this post to heart, and use it as reference.

 

[fsc46]

I have a newfound respect for the people in my life. For the longest time I thought the people around me were retarded. Thanks for making them look normal. lol!

Thanks:
CM, for getting slapped for stopping a drunk driver.
To the man in Canada that was raped in jail because he was trying to save his marriage.
Shekes, for getting attacked by your gf with a knife.


This sounds like the Jerry Springer Show! It's incredible the price people pay for doing the right thing! How messed up is that!!?

 

[softturtle]

i agree del i think were screwed on finding a good wifey like they say "they dont make em like they used too"

They make em' better!!!