Chickens Don’t Have Nuggets!

[esoxlucius]

Well fortunately chickens don’t have pizzles.
Can you imagine the embarrassment at Sunday dinner?

Neither do cows, but apparently Niki_up can get cow pizzles! This is coming from a place where women grow beards though, lol.

 

[Deadeye]

They are but aren't at the same time. Basically it's along the line of how us humans are somewhat related to the great apes. We are related but just barely. At one point in time we had A common ancestor but have diverged greatly from one another to the point were we share a majority of the same DNA sequences but barely look anything alike one another.

Another way to think about is that it's somewhat similar to how otters, badgers, weasels, and skunks are all related but are all different offshoots of the same ancestor that evolved for different life styles, defenses and ECT. They don't even share the same family name as each other but can still be linked together.

Btw tyrannosaurs did have 3 fingers before eventually loosing 1 thru evolution.

Ah yes, fair point

 

[Niki_up]

Neither do cows, but apparently Niki_up can get cow pizzles! This is coming from a place where women grow beards though, lol.

Well technically I guess they come from bulls not cows

Maybe I use the term cow to loosely….I was referring to just the animal not a specific gender

 

[jjohnwm]

Well technically I guess they come from bulls not cows

Maybe I use the term cow to loosely….I was referring to just the animal not a specific gender

Yep, I guess they do...

So, Niki, if "cow" refers to the species of animal rather than the gender...what do you say when you spot a female moose? "Look! A Moosette? A Moosess? A Moosseusse? A Mooserina? A Mooselle? A bull Moose with no pizzle?"

Out east, we'd call it a cow Moose, but it's been awhile since I visited Alberta. Last time I was there...everybody spoke English!

 

[Niki_up]

Yep, I guess they do...

So, Niki, if "cow" refers to the species of animal rather than the gender...what do you say when you spot a female moose? "Look! A Moosette? A Moosess? A Moosseusse? A Mooserina? A Mooselle? A bull Moose with no pizzle?"

Out east, we'd call it a cow Moose, but it's been awhile since I visited Alberta. Last time I was there...everybody spoke English!

Haha I call them all moose and if it was an impressive male I’d say “look at da rack on dat one dere mudder” ?

to be fair the first thing I learned when I moved off the island and to Alberta is how terrible my spoken language was. Honestly I’m still not great at it

 

[esoxlucius]

.what do you say when you spot a female moose?

This one's easy for a soft Brit such as myself, whose most likely dangerous encounter with a wild animal is with a rabbit!

If I met a moose it's gender would be immaterial. I'd just say, "get me the f**k out of here." Lol.

Honestly I’m still not great at it

You and me both girl. According to jjohnwm I don't talk right either, lol.

 

[jjohnwm]

Haha I call them all moose and if it was an impressive male I’d say “look at da rack on dat one dere mudder” ?

to be fair the first thing I learned when I moved off the island and to Alberta is how terrible my spoken language was. Honestly I’m still not great at it

It's not reasonable for you to expect to sound like the locals who grew up there. You moved how many thousands of kilometers? 3500? Maybe 4000?

If you did that kind of move in Europe, you would have crossed a bunch of different countries, with a bunch of different languages!

 

[jjohnwm]

You and me both girl. According to jjohnwm I don't talk right either, lol.

Lol, I never said that you don't speak correctly.

I just don't know what language you are speaking...

 

[The Masked Shadow]

This one's easy for a soft Brit such as myself, whose most likely dangerous encounter with a wild animal is with a rabbit!

If I met a moose it's gender would be immaterial. I'd just say, "get me the f**k out of here." Lol.



You and me both girl. According to jjohnwm I don't talk right either, lol.

Watch this vicious moose.

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[esoxlucius]

Lol, I never said that you don't speak correctly.

I just don't know what language you are speaking...

It's definitely English, though very crude and rudimentary, with a hint of bollocks/bullshit mixed in