Last time I dutch ovened my girlfriend she almost punched me in the face... so now I'm back to throwing stuff at her (soft things like paper towel rolls). Funniest thing I have done to her was throw a snowball at her as she was getting in the shower... she was not impressed but understood my point because how often do you get to throw snow at someone who is only in a towel. She did get me back by rolling down my windows in my car that winter tho. That is when we decided it was getting outta hand..
