Childish Stuff that Makes You Laugh...

[Frank Castle]

Just think of trying to clean that all up lol

Do I HAVE to???

 

[millerkid519]

I would seriously want some gloves and rubber boots

 

[krichardson]

I would seriously want some gloves and rubber boots

How about a hazmat suit.
That reminds me of a clip I saw of a hyena eating an elephant carcass..for some reason the hyena stuck it's head up the rectum of the elephant and began chewing on organs.It was enjoying it's meal until some trapped gas was able to escape from the rear end causing a loud sound and for the hyena to pull it's head out and run off.

 

[harris522]

My favorite 1 line joke " that's what she said."

 

[krichardson]

Seeing someone trip on a raised part of the sidewalk or walking into a glass door....especially while they are talking on their phone

 

[Frank Castle]

the neighborhoods cats humping and then seeing them run-off when I yell at them ......while still attached to each other, all 8 legs moving in a running-humping motion while covering lots of ground somehow......


Man, how the heck do they do that?

 

[krichardson]

the neighborhoods cats humping and then seeing them run-off when I yell at them ......while still attached to each other, all 8 legs moving in a running-humping motion while covering lots of ground somehow......


Man, how the heck do they do that?

LOL!....I like to sneak up on my cat from behind with a plastic bag filled with air.When I am close enough I bust the bag and the cat jumps about five feet into the air spinning like a dervish.

 

[BrookKeeper]

the neighborhoods cats humping and then seeing them run-off when I yell at them ......while still attached to each other, all 8 legs moving in a running-humping motion while covering lots of ground somehow......


Man, how the heck do they do that?

Male felines have a barbed penis that keeps them engaged. The female cannot get away, so it is probably rather uncomfortable for her to run away. Except feral cats have loads of negative ecological impacts, so... yell away, but know that it is not funny unless you enjoy inhumane acts towards animals.

 

[Frank Castle]

Male felines have a barbed penis that keep them engaged. It is probably rather uncomfortable for the female to run away. When you yell at them for a laugh, it is not funny at all... except feral cats have loads of negative ecological impacts, so... Yell away, but know that it is not funny unless you enjoy inhumane acts towards animals.

yea I know about this, I just didn't put 2 + 2 together until I saw them running away, stuck together....

 

[millerkid519]

Seeing someone trip on a raised part of the sidewalk or walking into a glass door....especially while they are talking on their phone

I have done both while intoxicated