Chuck Norris

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what's with these jokes having chuck norris as such a badass?? funny as hell tho

but remember, bruce lee kicked his ass
 
i got a few. actually, a ton, but i'll just share a few here.

everyone can piss on the floor, but chuck norris can sh*t on the ceiling.

most people enjoy peeing their names in snow. chcuk norris enjoys peeing his name in concrete.

in his free time, chuck norris likes to knit sweaters. and by knit i mean kick, and by sweaters i mean babies.

when chuck norris falls into water, chuck norris doesn't get wet, water gets chuck norris.

bullets dodge chuck norris.

chcuk norris invented the c-section when he punched his way out of his mother's womb.

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
 
svang55;1491067; said:
what's with these jokes having chuck norris as such a badass?? funny as hell tho

but remember, bruce lee kicked his ass
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maybe cuz chucks still alive,theirs more to being a bad ass than fighting,lol.And dang that was very funny,got me for sure.:ROFL:
 
svang55;1491067; said:
what's with these jokes having chuck norris as such a badass?? funny as hell tho

but remember, bruce lee kicked his ass
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Chuck would own you if he were to read this....:irked:



Chuck Norris is the only man to count to infinity....And he did it twice.....
 
 
Every one
Go to to google and search "Find Chuck Norris" im feeling lucky
 
voss345;1494340; said:
Every one
Go to to google and search "Find Chuck Norris" im feeling lucky
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What does this do? I have NEVER heard of anything so strange.....(Did you read the first post?).....:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
 
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