Chuck Norris

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Not sure if this one's be done already but it's my favorite.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
 
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag hookers, he potato sacks them.
 
Chuck Norris can only do spinning back kicks one way because if he does them the other way it would change the rotation of the earth.
 
Chuck Norris was gonna die for are sins but he can't die so Jesus steped in

The movie Saving Private Ryan was based off of Chuck Norris's 2nd grade dodgeball tournament

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer the only problem is chuck doesn't cry

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Superman has a pair of chuck norris pajamas

The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris everynight
 
This thread means Levi must bring back Chuck..............followed by cowbell....
 
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