Chuck Norris's birthday

[Siemens2]

Today is Chuck's birthday, turning 66, and as much as everyone loves to make fun of him add your favorite chuck quote.
Jason

 

[mainy999]

Chuck Norris once ate 6- 72 ounce steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

 

[jenBLKAROWANA]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK!!!

Lift up your cups of Bacardi and toast the G.O.A.T!!!
(rally, that was for you!)

Jen

 

[rallysman]

when chuck norris falls in a lake he doesnt get wet
the water gets chuck norris.

 

[loach43]

"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. "
Chuck Norris

 

[dr_sudz]

A lil tribute to the Chuck.. http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/

 

[beer_baron1]

When chuck norris gets drunk, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!

Jesus wears a bracelt that reads W.W.C.N.D

 

[stotty]

Go Cow Bell

 

[redtailfool]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

 

[rottbo]

A lil tribute to the Chuck.. http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/

freakin hilarious you got to feel bad for indiana jones though