Chuck Norris's birthday

rallysman · Mar 10, 2006

redtailfool said:
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

ever.

redtailfool · Mar 10, 2006

rallysman said:
ever.

i heard he almost did one night while chopping some onions.

rallysman · Mar 10, 2006

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1952919

fark.com coments on chucks birthday....pretty funny stuff

Filthy Sanchez · Mar 11, 2006

I present to you the only thing that scares me about Chuck Norris.

http://movies.collegehumor.com/items/2005/08/collegehumor.1598960.wmv

toxicfish · Mar 11, 2006

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

paOol · Mar 11, 2006

beer_baron1 said:
Jesus wears a bracelt that reads W.W.C.N.D

LAWL!!
best quote ever.