Classic Movie Moments

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this one time at band camp...
 
Fear and Loathing:

Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
 
Cameron: Is that...Hair gel?
Ben:Uhh Yeah.
 
professor: does anyone know why alligators are overly aggressive???
Bobby: mama said they alligators are angry because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush...
professor: haha, mama said they alligators are angry because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush...haha.. well, mama's wrong.!!! does anyone else know???
smart ass: alligators are overly aggressive of the obdulaoblagata..

Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet???
Lilo: It's sandwich day...
Hula Teacher: :screwy:
Lilo: Every Thursday i give Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich, but today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him and she said "Tuna." I can't give pudge tuna... Do you know what Tuna is???
Hula Teacher: Fish???
Lilo: It's fish!!!! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination!!!! so i had to go to the store to get peanut butter cause all we had is stinkin Tuna!!!
 
Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet???
Lilo: It's sandwich day...
Hula Teacher: :screwy:
Lilo: Every Thursday i give Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich, but today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him and she said "Tuna." I can't give pudge tuna... Do you know what Tuna is???
Hula Teacher: Fish???
Lilo: It's fish!!!! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination!!!! so i had to go to the store to get peanut butter cause all we had is stinkin Tuna!!!

Lilo:Pudge controls the weather.
 
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