Corrupt a Wish

[bassman440]

granted but your car spontaneously( forgive spelling i am only a man) combusts and kills you!

i wish to find 1 million dollars on the ground

 

[bigspizz]

Granted, but you found it in the bad part of town, and only had enough time to grab 4 or 5 hundred rolls of the 2.5 million rolls of pennies that the million was found as......hahahah



I wish I could eat seafood...

 

[LemonHead]

Granted, but you got food poisoned. There were something about the crabs





I wish I had a job.

 

[jbnebres]

granted, you have a 5 kids and a wife to support with that job.. lol

i wish i had an awesome fahaka puffer.

 

[bigspizz]

Granted...Fahaka are AWESOME!




I wish I was playing football somewhere....

 

[Kobeclone]

granted, but you are playin in hell...

I wish I was......GOD!!! Muuuhahahahaha!!!!

 

[water_baby83]

granted, but you are playin in hell...

I wish I was......GOD!!! Muuuhahahahaha!!!!

Granted, but now you go to hell for trying to rise above him as a clone. Nice one Kobe, nice.


I wish I was riding right now! Arriiingg ding ding!!

 

[slowef]

Granted, but now you go to hell for trying to rise above him as a clone. Nice one Kobe, nice.


I wish I was riding right now! Arriiingg ding ding!!

GRANTED!! i dont know what ding ding is tho, its BrrRAAAAPPP! Get it right. lol

I wish Emi was here so we could go play in the mud.

 

[I<3fish]

I wish Emi was here so we could go play in the mud.

granted but it dries up while ur still in it



I wish I had a TSN, and orino and a silver aro

 

[Kobeclone]

granted but it dries up while ur still in it



I wish I had a TSN, and orino and a silver aro

Granted, but then the tsn eats the orino and aro, the tsn's belly then pops and his guts fill your tank...

I wish I was cool enough to not be a clone...