Corrupt a Wish

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granted but you can never set foot on earth again

i wish i own a tank that can home a whale shark
 
Granted but your whale shark eats you.

I wish for the ability to never poop.
 
granted but you'll have to puke it instead

i wish i can teleport in and out of fort knox
 
Granted, but you suffer in pain from constant constipation

I wish I could make my current salary and never have to work
 
**** too late
 
Granted, but they eventually construct an anti-teleportation force field which shocks you to death.

Again I wish I could make my current salary without ever having to work
 
Nemesis529;3270570; said:
Granted, but you suffer in pain from constant constipation

I wish I could make my current salary and never have to work

Granted, but you blow it all on cheese.

I wish I didn't have to sit on my front lawn to access the neighbors wifi.
 
Granted, but you have to stand on your roof.

I wish i breath underwater.
 
Granted, but you get eaten by a shark

I wish I could afford a nanny
 
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