Corrupt a Wish

[paopanlilio]

granted but you can never set foot on earth again

i wish i own a tank that can home a whale shark

 

[knifegill]

Granted but your whale shark eats you.

I wish for the ability to never poop.

 

[paopanlilio]

granted but you'll have to puke it instead

i wish i can teleport in and out of fort knox

 

[Nemesis]

Granted, but you suffer in pain from constant constipation

I wish I could make my current salary and never have to work

 

[Nemesis]

**** too late

 

[Nemesis]

Granted, but they eventually construct an anti-teleportation force field which shocks you to death.

Again I wish I could make my current salary without ever having to work

 

[BlackShark11k]

Granted, but you suffer in pain from constant constipation

I wish I could make my current salary and never have to work

Granted, but you blow it all on cheese.

I wish I didn't have to sit on my front lawn to access the neighbors wifi.

 

[Citrinellus]

Granted, but you have to stand on your roof.

I wish i breath underwater.

 

[Nemesis]

Granted, but you get eaten by a shark

I wish I could afford a nanny

 

[BlackShark11k]

Granted, she sells your kids on ebay.

I wish my dog would never die.