Corrupt a Wish

[Camshaft Ramrod]

granted. The mechanic left you a present on the backseat.

I wish I was 12 volts mechanic.

 

[paopanlilio]

granted
but but the car has all the problems that the car could have

 

[knifegill]

I wish paopanlilio made a wish.

 

[hmoobvwj]

Granted! He did but you weren't there to corrupt it!
I wish I was married to Jessica Alba....

 

[Itsadeepbluesea]

granted but you find out jessica alba is really a man.


I wish my fish tank would finally come in

 

[hmoobvwj]

Granted! But they came in cracked and sprung leaks like crazy all over your carpet (house)!

I wish I still get marry to her/him at that body that she/he is in!

 

[Mr. Grumpy Gills]

granted ,but you cant figure out what his/her name is.

I wish i had a bottomless beer bottle. no matter haw much you drank, it would never be empty.

 

[Nemesis]

granted ,but you cant figure out what his/her name is.

I wish i had a bottomless beer bottle. no matter haw much you drank, it would never be empty.

Granted, but it's non-alcoholic.

I wish I had an in-destructable floating/flying Ferrari F50 that never needs fuel to run.

 

[Drew'n'Kylene]

Granted but Ferraris are for tossers, so i dont really need to derail you on that, plus a flying one......what are you 12????????

I wish Lupin and the mods could infract me everytime i go postal on here..............

 

[excuzzzeme]

It is granted and you will banned from posting forevermore.

I wish I had a brain that wasn't self-destructing!