Corrupt a Wish

[Ophiuchi]

You do but its a Bradley class tank and it just falls on your house for no scientific reason.............

I wish for a marine tank......

granted but its full of marines from camp pendleton, and they blow up your house with their tank

i wish i had a real plant in my tank

 

[Drew'n'Kylene]

You do but its Nuclear......................russian nuclear!!!

I wish i was oprahs couch cushion!!!!!! not really.

 

[Ophiuchi]

you are? and now she sits on your face all day with her fluctuating wheight?

i wish i slept at normal hours

btw love the nuclear plant ^^

 

[Drew'n'Kylene]

You do but "Normal Hours" is a *** bar, *** bar.......

I wish i could live in the Amazon.

 

[Natural_Born_Killer]

you do, but then you get kiddnapped by a strange amazonian tribe ...

i wish that i had super human powers!

 

[Ophiuchi]

your super human power is filter feeding, you eat detritus! yum!

i wish i was a changeling!

 

[Drew'n'Kylene]

WTF

 

[navykorman]

Granted but your parents will be the big bad wolf.

I wish that I could see the future then come back to normal time to change my present life so that I can have a good future.

 

[Mr. Grumpy Gills]

granted, but when you travel back in time you make your life better for the past self at that time but worse for the future self.

wish my razor phone was better.

 

[fishy12]

granted, but when you travel back in time you make your life better for the past self at that time but worse for the future self.

wish my razor phone was better.

Granted but its so good u cant figure out how to work it. And no one will help u.

I wish that the rest of the wishes were funny.