Corrupt a Wish

[snarferer]

Granted, but it tastes like crap.

I wish I had my own House of Sam.

 

[Drew'n'Kylene]

LOL
Granted, instead of a Arapaima, you get Sam from I'am sam, you never go full retard!!!!

I wish i could play in a band with Layne Staley, dimebag, Les claypool, Dj Starscreen (Sid wilson), Devin Townsend and Vinnie Paul.......eff yeah!!! No zombie jokes!!!

 

[dingoofus]

Granted, but you get shot for stealing someones identity.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Drew'n'Kylene]

You can but you come back like the Philadelphia experiment fused with your environment or Christopher Lloyd is always tryin to get you and ya missus to jump in his car like "Marty we have to get back to the future!!!!"

I wish i could be half as pimp as Danzig is!!!!

 

[snarferer]

Granted, but it means you're from New Jersey!

I wish I had an outdoor pond.

 

[Drew'n'Kylene]

LOL
Granted but its IN jersey!!!

I wish my oscar would either die or eat!!!

 

[snarferer]

LOL
Granted but its IN jersey!!!

I wish my oscar would either die or eat!!!

Granted, but it dies while eating one of your prized fish.

I wish I had an ocean sunfish in a tank big enough for it and it would never die.

 

[Drew'n'Kylene]

Granted, but it dies while eating one of your prized fish.

I wish I had an ocean sunfish in a tank big enough for it and it would never die.

Prized fish???? I keep oscars.....
Granted, but its a septic tank.....

 

[snarferer]

you forgot your wish, man.

 

[Drew'n'Kylene]

you forgot your wish, man.

I know i didnt think anyone did this.....ok,
I wish i had some form of Assault rifle or Anti aircraft weapon...................if your a fed im only playin for the sake of this site.......Im not Taliban!!!!