Corrupt a Wish

[bigspizz]

Granted...but still none of them would be porn

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted....But now your wife is PI$$ED!!!




I wish I lived in Fla....

 

[CHOMPERS]

Granted...but only after February and you still have to go home

I wish my dog wouldn't bark so much.

 

[freshwaterfishing]

Granted but then it just started peeing everywhere.

I wish my 10 month old daughter would not get into everything.

 

[Kobeclone]

granted, but now she has to sleep with you and the mrs

I wish I didn't have red hair

 

[rmorse]

granted, but now she has to sleep with you and the mrs

I wish I didn't have red hair

Granted, but now the drapes don't match the curtains.

I wish I had a Blu-Ray player.

 

[slowef]

Granted, but now the drapes don't match the curtains.

I wish I had a Blu-Ray player.

Granted, but it fell out the box when you opened the wrong end and you didnt get the insurance.

I wish I could have lunch with Oppenheimer

 

[rmorse]

Granted, but it fell out the box when you opened the wrong end and you didnt get the insurance.

I wish I could have lunch with Oppenheimer

Granted, but the menu is pickled beats.

I wish I had my name in the Guinness Book of World Records.

 

[slowef]

Granted, but the menu is pickled beats.

I wish I had my name in the Guinness Book of World Records.

Pickled Beats FTW!

Granted but it was for the worst avatar ever. jk man... lol

I wish i wasnt so lazy...

 

[bigspizz]

Granted, but it is for the worlds longest moonwalk...which obviously is not that cool....



I wish I could legalize snakeheads....




sorry slow...same time Granted and now go do some yard work!

 

[freshwaterfishing]

Granted but then youd get one and it would bite you!

I wish i was rich