Corrupt a Wish

[nes999]

granted but the fish dies before hes in your tank.

i wish it was tuesday already

 

[ExoticGREEN]

Granted but it was a dream
I wish i had a all the fish i wanted
in 50,000 gallon tank

 

[rideit6578]

Granted but then this happens
http://www.whotv.com/news/who-story-aquarium-bursts-120310,0,643901.story

...sorry.


I wish the main support beam in my house could hold more water weight

 

[rhstranger]

Granted, but your support beam isn't a wooden beam, or a steel beam, it's a sunbeam, and your big new fish tank is now in your basement. Merry Christmas!

I wish I had gills like that blue dude in Hellboy.....

 

[billyismybigfish]

granted, but you end up getting an eating disorder and gain 2345 lbs and can not move anymore, then you have a huge hole cut in your house to get a crane in to move you to get an operation to loose all that weight.

i wish quantum teleportation was as simple as 1 2 3.

 

[billyismybigfish]

ninja'd damnit!

 

[rhstranger]

Sorry man.
But I'll keep it going by granting your wish. Unfortunately you are now dyslexic as well, and you think Quantum teleportation is as easy as 1 2 E.

I wish I was a ninja.

 

[fishy12]

But u die from a samurai

I wish I was legit

 

[billyismybigfish]

dang, i wanted that one.

granted, but you get your ass kicked by Chuck Norris!

 

[rhstranger]

Aaaahhhh fish12, wish granted.

Unfortunately you are too legit to quit.

Corrupted old school!!!

I wish I had a pair of MC Hammer pants.....