Corrupt a Wish

[Kobeclone]

Granted, but then you realize that everything you thought you knew about fish is wrong.


I wish I had muscles.

No Fair! I got ninja'ed.


Granted, but then you die at the age of 40 for taking the steriods.

I wish I had a 100,000 gallon tank.

 

[rmorse]

No Fair! I got ninja'ed.


Granted, but then you die at the age of 40 for taking the steriods.

I wish I had a 100,000 gallon tank.

Granted, but then you find out for some strange reason only guppies can survive in it.

I wish I didn't bite my fingernails.

 

[Kobeclone]

Granted, but then you find out for some strange reason only guppies can survive in it.

I wish I didn't bite my fingernails.

Granted, but then terrorists blow up every pair of nail clippers in the world.

I wish I could count to 1 trillion.

 

[bigspizz]

Granted, but now you are 67.....



I wish telemarketers would not wake my baby up at 7am

 

[rmorse]

Granted, but now you are 67.....



I wish telemarketers would not wake my baby up at 7am

Granted, but now they wake it up at 6am.

I wish I knew how to fly a plane.

 

[Gr8KarmaSF]

Granted, but now they wake it up at 6am.

I wish I knew how to fly a plane.

Granted but you dont know how to land!

I wish I could BAN several members on MFK.

 

[Kobeclone]

Granted but you dont know how to land!

I wish I could BAN several members on MFK.

Granted, but then you get BANNED by Li.

I wish I had a green lawn like Miles.

 

[rmorse]

Granted, but then you get BANNED by Li.

I wish I had a green lawn like Miles.

Granted, but then you become colorblind.

I wish I had an Arrowana.

 

[Ang]

Granted, but then you get BANNED by Li.

I wish I had a green lawn like Miles.

granted but your house burns down


i wish i for world peace

 

[Kobeclone]

Granted, but then you become colorblind.

I wish I had an Arrowana.

Granted, but it is an asian and the FBI murders you with fines and prison sentences.

I wish I was a midget