Corrupt a Wish

[Kobeclone]

granted,but u can c only men with them


i wish i was not a doctor

granted, but then you have to be a nurse


I wish I was 6 foot 6 inches

 

[woodyoz]

granted, but then you have to be a nurse


I wish I was 6 foot 6 inches

granted,but sideways

i wish the rest hot summer days are coldddddddddd

 

[freshwaterfishing]

Granted but then when its suppose to be winter it will be hotter than it is now.
I wish for a smooth ride on the subway with my daughter today.

 

[CHOMPERS]

Granted...but the Slip-N-Slide is going to cost you an extra token. And the mugging is still inevitable.


I wish some of these corruptions were a little more creative

 

[BIGgourami]

granted but not everyone can be chompers..

i wish i had 1,000 wishes

 

[big54bob]

Granted but they have to be wished on Mars

I wish i could sell my brothers

 

[Gr8KarmaSF]

Granted but they have to be wished on Mars

I wish i could sell my brothers

Granted but you only get .17 cents for them.

I wish I could have a Liger!!!

 

[big54bob]

Granted but you only get .17 cents for them.

I wish I could have a Liger!!!

Idc I want them gone!!!!!11!
Granted but then it trys to kill u then wreaks havoc

I wish i could have a Pepsi right now.

 

[Rakie]

Granted, but you spill the pepsi on an electrical outlet and cause a small fire that malfunctions your tank equipment and shocks your fish (Glad you had that pepsi ?)

I wish my at cats

 

[Onion01]

granted, but I don't know what that means

I wish I could fly like super man