Corrupt a Wish

[Johny]

granted...but then you fly into a jet engine

I wish i had super powers

 

[LemonHead]

Granted, but you lose it to me while I saved your life!

I still wished I had a job

 

[Gr8KarmaSF]

Granted, but you lose it to me while I saved your life!

I still wished I had a job

Granted, but you work at Taco Bell!!!

I wish it was summer all year long....

 

[LemonHead]

Granted, but you can enjoy it because you're working with me at Taco Bell


I wished I had a better job.

 

[Gr8KarmaSF]

Granted, but you can enjoy it because you're working with me at Taco Bell


I wished I had a better job.

Granted, but now you work at 24Hour fitness cleaning the toilets!

I wish you had a better job...

 

[yourbestfriend]

Granted, but you can enjoy it because you're working with me at Taco Bell


I wished I had a better job.

granted but then u got hit by a buss on the way to work

i wish i have an original 72' fender telecaster deluxe

 

[KMKN]

Granted but it will catch on fire

i wish i had a bigger fish tank

 

[X24]

Granted but it will catch on fire

i wish i had a bigger fish tank

Granted but its only .5" wide.

I wish I wasn't so awesome

 

[AttackFish]

Granted, but you must wear a shirt that says AttackFish is awesome for the rest of your life.

I wish I had an RTG aro and a tank to keep it in

 

[CHOMPERS]

Granted...however prior to delivery from the importer's "agent", you must put up a $1500 good faith deposit by Western Union to the importers Nigerian "agent". But don't worry, the deposit will be refunded when the aro and tank are delivered.

I wish more wishes were so easy to corrupt.