Corrupt a Wish

[cichlid_starter]

granted then you would have no reason to turn your head and cough.

I wish I could still sleep.

granted but wile you sleep some frat boys come over and draw lewd pictures and gross words all over you.

I wish I owned a pet store

 

[fatcat]

Granted, but on your first 12 hr shift feeding and cleaning, you'll say to yourself, " I shoulda thought this out a little longer"
I wish I found a suitcase full of hundred dollar bills.

 

[Eupterus]

Granted except it's the kind with a dye pack so it stains you and your clothing.
I wish that I had a 200 gal tank and an Asian arowana.

 

[fatcat]

Granted, except the arowana you get is too big for the 200. Now you still need another tank, and left with a huge unhappy fish.
I wish million dollar business ideas would drop into my head and swim around in there untill I could make one happen.

 

[kagami]

Granted, except you bump your head and get a sudden case of bad amnesia.

I wish I had a new truck fully paid for.

 

[Mr. Grumpy Gills]

granted, but you do what i did and hit a deer the first week.

I wish i had moon rocks in my fish tank as decorations

 

[L.BelcherII]

Granted, but the moon rocks contaminated you tank and killed all your fish.

I wish I could live forever.

 

[dingoofus]

Granted, but now you have to live with the deaths of your partner, your children and their children, etc.

I wish Ned Kelly was immortal and I would meet him.

 

[Dmaan.]

Granted, but then you'd smell like poo.

I wish I owned a Pepsi Machine, makes pepsi, dispenses it, with the buttons, ect
instead of filling my little mini drink fridge up in my room with pepsi every week.

 

[dingoofus]

Granted, but all your teeth fall out and you grow fat...and smell like poo.

I wish I had all of cold chisel's songs!!!!!