Corrupt a Wish

[PayaraMan]

Granted- You talked to a shark and accidentally insulted the fish so he ate you.

I wish I was a Megaladon.

 

[dscort]

granted, you are a megladon but your dead and your jaws are hanging in a museum.
i wish i wasnt allergic to cats

 

[PayaraMan]

Granted- But you realize you are deadly allergic to grass.

I wish you would die.

 

[scalesandfins]

granted but he died of a extremely contagiuos disease that you catch and also die.
i wish i had the worlds largest fish tank

 

[gar man]

Granted, but it collapsed and it caused you to get on Noah's Yacht (He dont like archs no more )
I wish that I could shoot lazers from my eyes!

 

[PayaraMan]

Granted- But you accidentally shot your self in the coconuts while you were using the restroom.

I wish I had a magic lamp with a geenie inside.

 

[gar man]

Granted, but the geenie only spoke spanish.

I wish that I could speak all languages.

 

[scalesandfins]

granted, but you go deaf
i wish i could have a real money tree

 

[TTTT]

It only grows pennies and grows about 7 a year

I wish for a ackie monitor

 

[scalesandfins]

granted, but the government declaires them illegal and confinscate it
i wish i had fluffy the world record longest snake in captivity