Corrupt a Wish

Chefken · Dec 5, 2010

Granted: But it was made from the belly of your cat!

I wish My kids would take for me for a change!

PayaraMan · Dec 5, 2010

Granted- But uh yeah I don't know what you are talking about.

I wish that a navy seal kills the next person who corrupts my wish.

fishy12 · Dec 5, 2010

Granted but I am invincible!

I wish two plus two wasn't 4

gar man · Dec 5, 2010

Granted, but now 2+2= ><> and we all now dont know what ><> + 8 is.

I wish I knew what ><> + 8 is

fishy12 · Dec 6, 2010

it is = or greater then the *'s!

I wish I had knowledge of how the earth will end!

PayaraMan · Dec 6, 2010

Granted- But God struck you down because you knew too much.

I wish I was married to Megan Fox!

fishy12 · Dec 6, 2010

Granted but she divorced you and took everything you own despite her being rich already.

I wish I had 200 pennies!

Inglorious · Dec 6, 2010

Granted but you develop a copper allergy.

I wish I had a ray tank

scalesandfins · Dec 7, 2010

granted but its for ray charles and now you have a dead guy in your living room
i wish i could have a government credit card with no limit

gar man · Dec 7, 2010

Granted, but its backed with monopoly money and the russians arrest you.

I wish I could teleport.