Crazy Craigslisters.....Hard to believe

[critter_bob]

Truly a Monster tank! Our educational system has done a wonderful job for this guy!


i have strong glass for fisher or sale
48 FT wide 22 FT high
with motor for clean skilter 400 gallon
ask for 400 dollar before i move out....
407-705 3362 ....
2020 Sand Arbor Cir
Orlando,Fl,32824

• Location: orlando,fl,
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[guanl23]

it's so hard for some people to distinguish the difference between feet, inches, & gallons.

 

[Mudslinger14]

aquarium - $200 (vail)

Date: 2011-01-14, 8:18PM MST
Reply to: sale-3yrmv-2161272611@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

60 gal with stand, equipment and fish. $200 - 50 gal. equipment & fish no stand $60 - 20 gal. equip & fish $30

• Location: vail
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I....Just hit...my head...on my desk....so hard...Im having blackouts now....

 

[derekp]

large goldfish - $500 (Hamilton)

Date: 2011-01-21, 2:10PM CST
Reply to: sale-pdhrg-2172741332@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

4 LARGE GOLDFISH, 3 ORANGE AND ONE OTHER COLOR- ALL LONGER THAN 5 INCHES.... THESE HAVE BEEN RAISED OUTSIDE IN A LARGE TUB- WILL MAKE GREAT (kOI) FISH

972-658-2488

Location: Hamilton
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Im sorry, did I see $500 for 4 goldfish?!?!?!?!?!
And how in the hell are 4 goldfish going to make great koi fish?!?!?!?! Are you magic?!?!?!?

 

[chefjamesscott]

I have no words I can put down here for that last one ahahahhahahahahhaha

 

[knifegill]

Dang, so that's where my cyprinid transmogrification wand went off to. I've been trying to turn all these zebra danios into bala sharks for months with no luck at all.

 

[derekp]

haha I know right. That is the true definition of roflmao.

 

[GolemGolem]

Hell, I can't beat the last one, but..

Avoid scams and fraud by dealing locally! Beware any deal involving Western Union, Moneygram, wire transfer, cashier check, money order, shipping, escrow, or any promise of transaction protection/certification/guarantee. More info
75 Gallon Saltwater Aquarium Kit - $2000 (Little Rock, AR)

Date: 2011-01-21, 10:15PM CST
Reply to: sale-xshwm-2173525880@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Kit Includes:

* 75 Gallon Tank with Overflow
* 55 Gallon Sump Tank
* Solid Wood Stand (Black)
* Solid Wood Lid (Black)
* Coralife(c) Aquatic Light Pro Fixture
* Two 24" fixtures: featuring HQI(c) 1-150 w 10000k/Compact Fluorescent 2-96w Actinic/2 Lunar(c) LEDs
*Coralife(c) Needle Whell Super Protein Skimmer for up 220 gallon
* Rio(c) Hyperflow Pump - 32HF
* Rena(c) Smart Heater 300w

Asking price is $2000.00, is negotiable within reason. Will send pics upon request. Feel free to email for more information.

• Location: Little Rock, AR
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[GolemGolem]

vs
otection/certification/guarantee. More info 75 gallon Saltwater Tank includes Live Rock, Sand, & Saltwater Fish - $600 (Redfield, AR)

Date: 2011-01-21, 8:58AM CST
Reply to: sale-qstc6-2171971983@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This is a beautiful 75 gallon tank. It is on a black wooden stand and has a black wooden canopy to cover the lights. The tank has a built in overflow which flows into a 25-30 gallon sump below. The sump has live rock rubble and fauna for filtration. Both the sump and the tank have a deep live sand bed (about 4-5 inches). The lighting consists of mini compact fluorescents, and the sump has a grow light (under cabinet). The saltwater tank has approximately 70 lbs of live rock, and the sump has another 10 lbs of live rock rubble for filtration. There are also 3 fish that will go with the tank. 1. Large Tomato Clown fish 2. Large Niger Triger
3. approx. 2 ft Snowflake eel. Believe it or not these guys are not aggressive and will eat out of your hand. The eel is awesome and a REAL conversation piece. I have alot of accessories that will go with this tank - test kits, salt, chlorine remover, food (frozen & flake), nets, extra heaters, and powerheads, etc.... I forgot to mention the pump that returns the water from the sump back into the main aquarium is a large little giant (I paid over $200 for it about 6 months ago). The canopy also has moon lighting installed. This aquarium is a real show piece and requires little maintenace & is very quiet. Please email if interested or if you have any questions I left out.

• Location: Redfield, AR
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both posted on the same day...

 

[derekp]

!!!! XL CLOWN LOACH !!!! - $25 (SFV)

Date: 2011-01-16, 1:07AM PST
Reply to: sale-neuz8-2163044953@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have a beautiful large Clown Loach. It is super healthy and active just too active for my discus fish.
5" Clown Loach with amazing pattern $25
I'll remove this ad as soon as the fish are gone.
call or txt 818-434-9619

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Okay, I get that you are trying to sell a clown loach. What I don't get, is why the hell you would spend countless hours typing out every stupid word that is related to the hobby for keywords. I wish I had that kind of time.