Crazy Craigslisters.....Hard to believe

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I hope this tank is made of gold....




55 Gallon fresh water aquarium (Kendall)

Date: 2011-02-05, 5:22PM EST
Reply to: sale-3krkh-2199236827@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

For sale I have a 55 gallon fresh water aquarium that comes with all necessary parts, filter, lights, etc.

Asking price is $1300 but I am sure we could work out an exchange or work out a deal that would benefit to both of us.

This item is taking out space in my appartment and I do not need it nor want to use it for any fish or other creatures.

You can contact me throught email or you can call and text my cell phone 305-345-1551

Thank you for looking.... Adam




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There's no f-ing way, $1300!?!?!?!?
 
Large Fresh Water Fish (Amherst Twnsp)

Date: 2011-02-04, 11:54AM EST
Reply to: sale-bptmx-2196878469@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Fresh water Betta shark. It si 5"to6" and needs a new home. I have a community tank and it does not bother any of the other fish. This is a gentle species, not aggresive. But you need a LARGE fresh water set up. If you went to a pet store this fish would be close to 50 bucks or more. I just want someone who can use the fish and give it a good home and large tank..You must bring a 5 gallon bucket and a large net to remove this gentle giant from my tank.
Per craig's list allowable items, this shark will require a re-homing fee of 5 dollars to keep the people that don't have any idea what the fish is away. This is NOT a flaggable add. Read craig's list rules. Re-Homing is allowed for a small fee. $5 is a small fee. It's only to make sure the shark gets someone who know's what the fish is and it's worth, so they know how to care for it.

Thanks
Reply Betta Shark or no response from me.

Thank You



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Aquaruim 40 gallons - $650 (North Ridgeville)

Date: 2011-02-06, 1:13PM EST
Reply to: sale-sudgt-2200222071@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Custom made fish tank with oak wood. No scratches on the glass or scuffs on the wood. Very nice, will sell pumps separte if wanted. If interested call or text me at 4408229756 will negoitate price

Location: North Ridgeville
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This is the problem I keep having....people wanting too much $$$ for such small tanks.
 
http://toledo.craigslist.org/bar/2205906103.html

20 Gallon long fish tank - $125 (south toledo by reynolds and airport)

Date: 2011-02-09, 4:21PM EST
Reply to: see below



30 inches long
12 inches wide
12 inches tall
comes with all decor....Has a hood, lamp and oak stand. Comes with .05 oz of tropical fish food. also comes with fish. They are blue gouramies and i have 6 of them. has a filtration system. and the pads in the filter can be cleaned just by soap in water. can come with bubbles but for 10 bucks more that also includes the air pump hoses and bubble wand. iv had it for about a year now and iv taken care of it very well. i have put about 400 bucks in to this tank. but it is used so it is $125 FIRM.or $135 WITH the bubbles. My name is Jonathon Harrison My phone number is (419)381-7982 please call anytime and i will give details.

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Home Sushi Maker, complete and ready to use! - $40 (Polk City)

Date: 2011-02-10, 11:59AM CST
Reply to: sale-jxwam-2207287533@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Ok, it is really a goldfish bowl but it might as well be called some sort of fish killer...we gave it the “sushi maker” name as our grade school (at the time) daughter “Darla” (See: “Finding Nemo”) just HAD to have a goldfish! Well, 10 fricken goldfish later she decided she no longer wanted the responsibility of a pet...damn glad we didn’t give into the hamster...guinea pig...turtle...and god forbid the puppy request...as she discovered when living things depend on you for food and livelihood and when you do not provide such essential items those living things tend to die!!! Good thing MOM is around to feed her, god knows now as teenager she couldn’t lift a finger to feed herself...much less a pet! We should have known from when she was a kid (like 3 years old) when she would not even pause from her playtime to use the bathroom (to go #2) as she would just go right ahead playing knowing Mommy would clean her up later...and they wonder why parents drink!!

So, back on task...now is your chance to own a like new “sushi maker” all of your own!!! It comes with everything you need to start your own death camp...I mean fish bowl...included are a nice sized bowl about 11” in diameter and 7” deep; enough blue rock to give the death row inmate...I mean goldfish...the illusion he is swimming in a nice tropical sea...little is he aware of the fate before him; Next is the fake plant life, again to foster the illusion all is ok with life...silly fool; On to the traditional fish bowl real estate, the preverbal Castle a more intelligent life form would surely see this as the beginning of the end; There is a bottle of AquaSafe water conditioner, for allowing your inmate, I mean goldfish (any coincidence inmate jumpsuits and a goldfish are the same color? Hmmmm), to better acclimate to fresh clean water after cleaning the bowl...this bottle of water conditioner after 10 or so sushi rolls is relativity full...go figure...we also have a fairly full container of “fish food” which would probably explain the mortality rate of the bowl inhabitants! Finally there is the “sushi grabber”...I mean the fish net...where under normal circumstances you could safely and gently remove your fish while you clean the bowl...In our case, it meant Friday night sushi! Anyway, all of these items are complete and ready for production of fine Omega 3’s for your diet with your very own “Darla” at the helm...best of luck, first 40 bucks cash takes it all!!! Believe me this stuff is expensive, over $120 invested...without the cost of the sushi, I mean goldfish...but at sushi prices being so high these days, it is not a bad deal!!!

Thanks for reading and looking...now on to cocktails before the kids get home from school and the whole process starts a new!


  • Location: Polk City
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cyberwaste;4876118; said:
Home Sushi Maker, complete and ready to use! - $40 (Polk City)

Date: 2011-02-10, 11:59AM CST
Reply to: sale-jxwam-2207287533@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Ok, it is really a goldfish bowl but it might as well be called some sort of fish killer...we gave it the “sushi maker” name as our grade school (at the time) daughter “Darla” (See: “Finding Nemo”) just HAD to have a goldfish! Well, 10 fricken goldfish later she decided she no longer wanted the responsibility of a pet...damn glad we didn’t give into the hamster...guinea pig...turtle...and god forbid the puppy request...as she discovered when living things depend on you for food and livelihood and when you do not provide such essential items those living things tend to die!!! Good thing MOM is around to feed her, god knows now as teenager she couldn’t lift a finger to feed herself...much less a pet! We should have known from when she was a kid (like 3 years old) when she would not even pause from her playtime to use the bathroom (to go #2) as she would just go right ahead playing knowing Mommy would clean her up later...and they wonder why parents drink!!

So, back on task...now is your chance to own a like new “sushi maker” all of your own!!! It comes with everything you need to start your own death camp...I mean fish bowl...included are a nice sized bowl about 11” in diameter and 7” deep; enough blue rock to give the death row inmate...I mean goldfish...the illusion he is swimming in a nice tropical sea...little is he aware of the fate before him; Next is the fake plant life, again to foster the illusion all is ok with life...silly fool; On to the traditional fish bowl real estate, the preverbal Castle a more intelligent life form would surely see this as the beginning of the end; There is a bottle of AquaSafe water conditioner, for allowing your inmate, I mean goldfish (any coincidence inmate jumpsuits and a goldfish are the same color? Hmmmm), to better acclimate to fresh clean water after cleaning the bowl...this bottle of water conditioner after 10 or so sushi rolls is relativity full...go figure...we also have a fairly full container of “fish food” which would probably explain the mortality rate of the bowl inhabitants! Finally there is the “sushi grabber”...I mean the fish net...where under normal circumstances you could safely and gently remove your fish while you clean the bowl...In our case, it meant Friday night sushi! Anyway, all of these items are complete and ready for production of fine Omega 3’s for your diet with your very own “Darla” at the helm...best of luck, first 40 bucks cash takes it all!!! Believe me this stuff is expensive, over $120 invested...without the cost of the sushi, I mean goldfish...but at sushi prices being so high these days, it is not a bad deal!!!

Thanks for reading and looking...now on to cocktails before the kids get home from school and the whole process starts a new!


  • Location: Polk City
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:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

But $40 bucks? Seriously?! Maybe they have had toooo many cocktails. :screwy:
 
http://maine.craigslist.org/for/2205552154.html

50 gallon salt water fish tank set up - $1500 (scarborough)

Date: 2011-02-09, 1:38PM EST
Reply to: sale-kphfp-2205552154@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

There's 50 pounds of reef and 6 or 7 different kinds of coral there's one clown fish I have a everything to keep it going like salt pumps when I mean everything it comes with everything i have or 3500 invested just don't have the time for it anymore


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