Home Sushi Maker, complete and ready to use! - $40 (Polk City)
Date: 2011-02-10, 11:59AM CST
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Ok, it is really a goldfish bowl but it might as well be called some sort of fish killer...we gave it the sushi maker name as our grade school (at the time) daughter Darla (See: Finding Nemo) just HAD to have a goldfish! Well, 10 fricken goldfish later she decided she no longer wanted the responsibility of a pet...damn glad we didnt give into the hamster...guinea pig...turtle...and god forbid the puppy request...as she discovered when living things depend on you for food and livelihood and when you do not provide such essential items those living things tend to die!!! Good thing MOM is around to feed her, god knows now as teenager she couldnt lift a finger to feed herself...much less a pet! We should have known from when she was a kid (like 3 years old) when she would not even pause from her playtime to use the bathroom (to go #2) as she would just go right ahead playing knowing Mommy would clean her up later...and they wonder why parents drink!!
So, back on task...now is your chance to own a like new sushi maker all of your own!!! It comes with everything you need to start your own death camp...I mean fish bowl...included are a nice sized bowl about 11 in diameter and 7 deep; enough blue rock to give the death row inmate...I mean goldfish...the illusion he is swimming in a nice tropical sea...little is he aware of the fate before him; Next is the fake plant life, again to foster the illusion all is ok with life...silly fool; On to the traditional fish bowl real estate, the preverbal Castle a more intelligent life form would surely see this as the beginning of the end; There is a bottle of AquaSafe water conditioner, for allowing your inmate, I mean goldfish (any coincidence inmate jumpsuits and a goldfish are the same color? Hmmmm), to better acclimate to fresh clean water after cleaning the bowl...this bottle of water conditioner after 10 or so sushi rolls is relativity full...go figure...we also have a fairly full container of fish food which would probably explain the mortality rate of the bowl inhabitants! Finally there is the sushi grabber...I mean the fish net...where under normal circumstances you could safely and gently remove your fish while you clean the bowl...In our case, it meant Friday night sushi! Anyway, all of these items are complete and ready for production of fine Omega 3s for your diet with your very own Darla at the helm...best of luck, first 40 bucks cash takes it all!!! Believe me this stuff is expensive, over $120 invested...without the cost of the sushi, I mean goldfish...but at sushi prices being so high these days, it is not a bad deal!!!
Thanks for reading and looking...now on to cocktails before the kids get home from school and the whole process starts a new!
- Location: Polk City
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