Crazy Craigslisters.....Hard to believe

[navykorman]

ya his water is defently green..... not even close to the same color of the wall lol

 

[Bderick67]

Really Big FIsh!!! - $100 (Denver)

Date: 2009-10-23, 1:26PM MDT
Reply to: sale-6a29e-1434633405@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



really big fish for $100 needs a big fish tank and alot of food.. if interested email me with any questions or further information

• Location: Denver
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[fishy12]

Look you think a deal like this is Two good to be true Were one of the largest liquidation companies in the Cleveland area as of today i have 21 tanks left. I would get here quick be fore you have to pay thousands of dollars for a setup like this. call . What your getting for $ 80.00 is 3 100 gallon all the pumps lights and stand.... OK so you cant use 3 100 gallon tanks here even a better deal $ 50.00 each if you only want one....

If u didnt notice i took the number out

 

[Bderick67]

If u didnt notice i took the number out

Why not post the number? Also what is "crazy" about this post?

 

[5DollarFootLong]

i only pay $1 per gallon that my rule sounds crazy but you jus
t need to be patient i bought my 140 gallon tank on craigslist for 2 cases of budwiser and 20 bucks ..not lieing i got the emails to prove it

 

[fishy12]

Nothing crazy good deal

 

[DMD123]

New Breed Marble Convict Cichlids - Archocentrus Hybridae - $8


Date: 2009-10-19, 8:30PM PDT

Special Rare New Breed Marble Convict Cichlids - Archocentrus Hybridae Cichlid

They are $8 each about an inch long and have amazing coloration that looks painted on.

You can buy the imported pair of 3 inch breeders for $100 (I will throw in a baby or two)!

Call Bill @ *** *** **** (mon - fri, 10am-8pm)

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Maybe its just me but Convicts breed like rabbits and a LFS by me has a whole tank load of these "New Breed" Marbled he had pictured for $2.50 each at this size and bigger! And just try and look up the Latin name he has for this "New Breed". The first part is for a Convict but the second is "Hybridae". What is that? A Hybrid? I dont know it sounds just a little too weird to me.

 

[Reyairia]

{{{{150 GALLON GLASS FISH TANK&STAND}}}} - $349 (Washougal)

Date: 2009-10-22, 9:19PM PDT
Reply to: sale-5gbwx-1433772926@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

MOVING MUST SALE BEAUTIFUL COMPLETE 150 GALLON GLASS FISH TANK WITH STAND.. COMES WITH BIG POWERFUL RENA FILTER, POWER HEAD FOR AIR CIRCULATION.PLUS 2 REMOTE CONTROL SUBMAIRINES WITH LIGHTS WHICH WE PAYED $60 EACH..((( FOR NIGHT TIME EXPLORATIONS FOR TONS OF FAMILY FUN.))). ALSO INCLUDED ARE THE FISH 2 PLACOS ONE SMALLER SIZE THE OTHER IS 10 INCHES WHICH HE WAS PURCHSED FROM THE WET SPOT IN PORTLAND OREGON.ONE LEPERONOUS ONE BLUE RAM ONE BALI SHARK AND ONE WE NAMED EGOR.. VERY NICE TANK... THE TANK MEASURES 24IN WIDE 48IN LONG 31IN TALL...THE STAND IS 24IN WIDE 48IN LONG 28IN TALL..$349.00 FOR MORE INFO PLEASE EMAIL WITH ANY QUESTIONS... (((WALL IS GREEN AND THATS WHY WATER LOOKS GREEN. WATER IS NOT GREEN !!!!! CHEAP CAMERA I GUESS)))

• Location: Washougal
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

i just thought it was funny they tried to say the green water is because their "green wall" haha

I already posted that one.

Guess He was going to stay small....... some people just P!ss ME OFF. ok I vented im better now
alligator needs new home (warwick)

Date: 2009-10-22, 10:06PM EDT
Reply to: comm-tjsu9-1433651291@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



hi i have a 2- 2-1/2 foot alligator that needs a new home. he has gotten to big for me and i can not afford to buy a bigger tank and/or enclosure for him. if you are interested please email me there is a small re homing fee. pictures upon request.

Is that legal??

 

[hailmike]

Has nothing to do with fish, I just thought it was funny. Was posted in reply to someone being entirely too picky about the furniture they wanted (very cheaply) after their husband supposedly took theirs without their knowledge while they were asleep.


Re:Need some furniture (Virginia Beach)

Date: 2009-10-07, 8:48PM EDT
Reply to: sale-sfsut-1411397377@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I was reading your post in reference to needing some furniture and I have but one question to ask. Is your husband a ninja? His deadly ninjitsu skills are a credit to the martial arts world. Bruce Lee has nothing on this guy. He is officially my new hero. Chuck Norris checks his closet at night when he goes to sleep to make your sure your husband isn't hiding in his closet. Is your husband in any way related to the Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, Loch Ness Monster, Chupacabra and the Yeti? Perhaps he is the last surviving Jedi. He escaped Anakin's wrath. Yoda chimes in.................... furniture you do not seek. A sectional you want. Black it is. Wait, wait, wait............... did your husband run the teleporter on the starship Enterprise? Was he Scotty's apprentice? Maybe he went to high school with Scotty. He had to have done that because the only way the furniture could have gotten out of your house without your knowledge was it had to be teleported. For further reference just go to Wal-Mart and get some beach chairs. They are very Feng Shui and neo classic in a post modern kind of bohemian minimalistic way. Plus they help keep your houseguests from overstaying their welcome.

easily the funniest thing i've read in a while..

 

[Jamee]

wow someone here in Minneapolis wants $150 for a 20 gallon!! used, no light, no hood. wow.