Crazy Craigslisters.....Hard to believe

[Nemesis]

Ok, tis has nothing to do with fish, but it made me laugh:

$1300 / 2br - SEC8/HASA Rainbow friendly- Near JFK/Trains-Pets OK-Balcony/yard/pool (Ozone Park) (map)

Date: 2009-07-30, 2:35PM EDT
Reply to: hous-rxad6-1297219488@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This is a spacious 2 bedroom apartment with an eat in kitchen and balcony over looking the yard and the pool. Pets are ok and we are rainbow friendly for lack of allowed to use proper words. the apartment has its own thermostate for heat and hot water which is sperate. Both bedrooms have spacious closets. The apartment is centrally located In Ozone Park. we are 3 stops to the JFK airport and 5 minutes by care. we are 15 minutes to LAG airport and we are 35 monites to manhttan by the Atrain. we are also near the Jtrains and many buses. we are loacted near the Belt Parkway Grand Centrak Parkway Long Island Expressway and Interboro Parkway. we accept PETS. NEG

95 AVE (google map) (yahoo map)

• cats are OK - purrr
• dogs are OK - wooof
• Location: Ozone Park
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• Fee Disclosure: no fees 1 months security 1 months rent
• Listed By:

PostingID: 1297219488

I never knew that the word *** was offensive. Why the need to even mention it in your ad also?

 

[LittleMonsterFun]

Got to love these $10 a gallon deals...

15 gallon fish tank & full set up - $150 (Manchester)

Date: 2009-07-28, 11:59PM EDT
Reply to: sale-jqrhz-1294521527@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

15 gallon (I think, not actually sure) fish tank, stand included, complete with heater, filter/thermostat,fish included (optional), complete aquarium set up. everything in fine working condition,

Location: Manchester
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[Iffrat]

55g fish tank - $350 (plymouth)

Date: 2009-07-31, 6:44AM EDT
Reply to: sale-wdemk-1298257655@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

55gtank with stand, 2 emporer (Emperor?)280 bio filters, live fish 12 chiclids, 2 cats,1 pacosamis, (plecostomus?) python water change hose, and all decore. (decor?)


Emperor 280, CD-25879 $48.99 $39.1925 feet, CF-157307 $34.99
petsmart 55 gal tank 209.99

Total new cost 323.36

• Location: plymouth
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[Adhlc]

Bala Sharks - Fish - $10 (SW Durham)

Date: 2009-07-30, 11:37AM EDT


I have 3 bala Shark freshwater fish that are aggressive and not letting me add more fish.

Each fish is 6-8" long. Please let me know if you have a good home for them. $10 re-home fee ($25 for all).

Thanks....

 

[Davey_8313]

Midget service required - $1000 (Fairfax)

Date: 2009-07-31, 3:56PM EDT
Reply to: sale-zfd9v-1299129744@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I'm in the market for new midget service. My previous midget has retired and I'm ready to start interviewing applicants. Role responsibilities include wearing clown suits, tumbling, chortling on command and an occasional punching. My day to day activities vary so responsibilities may change throughout employment. In exchange for your services I'm offering the following as compensation.

* I will retrieve items on high shelves which are normally out of your reach.
* I will punch people who have made fun of you for your shortcomings.
* I will provide a friendly donkey for you to ride at your convenience.
* I have a submarine for you to play skipper with in the bathtub at any point in your off hours.
* I have a gingerbread suit you can wear while I chase you around the house.
* You may have sex with my mermaid (Fish torso, woman legs)
* You may threaten to put willow curses on my gardeners.
* You may spend your weekends vacationing in my chocolate factory.
* You may use the Verne Troyer bedroom anytime it is not occupied by guests.
* Unlimited use of Wikipedia.com.

Serious replies only. Must include pic of you and your most current leprechaun suit.

 

[Mr Pleco]

Large Plecostomus (Lees Summit)

Date: 2009-07-31, 2:45PM CDT
Reply to:[Errors when replying to ads?]



Large Plecostomus to good home. New owner must have experience and a large tank...he is used to my 75 gallon aquarium so a 75 gallon or larger tank would be perfect! He is apprcx. 12" long- Some food and his favorite toy will go with him (plastic log). Adoption fee of $60-A very cool fish to watch and be entertained by!!!

• Location: Lees Summit
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[coeus]

Midget service required - $1000 (Fairfax)

Date: 2009-07-31, 3:56PM EDT
Reply to: sale-zfd9v-1299129744@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I'm in the market for new midget service. My previous midget has retired and I'm ready to start interviewing applicants. Role responsibilities include wearing clown suits, tumbling, chortling on command and an occasional punching. My day to day activities vary so responsibilities may change throughout employment. In exchange for your services I'm offering the following as compensation.

* I will retrieve items on high shelves which are normally out of your reach.
* I will punch people who have made fun of you for your shortcomings.
* I will provide a friendly donkey for you to ride at your convenience.
* I have a submarine for you to play skipper with in the bathtub at any point in your off hours.
* I have a gingerbread suit you can wear while I chase you around the house.
* You may have sex with my mermaid (Fish torso, woman legs)
* You may threaten to put willow curses on my gardeners.
* You may spend your weekends vacationing in my chocolate factory.
* You may use the Verne Troyer bedroom anytime it is not occupied by guests.
* Unlimited use of Wikipedia.com.

Serious replies only. Must include pic of you and your most current leprechaun suit.

so thats the add you linked last night lol, it was removed before i got to look at it

 

[BPags52]

Saw this listed in Tallahassee. Its not the $200 for a 55 that I thought was crazy, nor even the $90 dollar Emp400 power filter....

I have a 55 gallon fish tank with wooden stand for sale. Just a month ago my filter and pump broke and I bought a brand new emperor 4000, which was 90 dollars and a top of the line filter. Maintenance on the tank is minimal, this filter does all the work for you Lights are in great condition. I also have 2 large bags of gravel rock that cost over 70 dollars in the tank and 60 dollars worth of large rock. Included is everything the tank needs to function, the large rock and gravel accessories, wooden stand, lights and 6 very cool fish. I have an alligator gar, oscar, golden shark, apacu, and two other very rare freshwater fish that are large and great in color. I'm leaving Tallahassee in a week and need to SELL ASAP! Please get in contact with me at (edited out phone number) to come by and check out the tank or email me!
Thanks

 

[Nemesis]

I think I have found the craziest craiglister. I win


a really really nice redtail - $800 (jackson)

Date: 2009-07-31, 1:26AM EDT
Reply to: sale-thvhx-1298135889@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

It is a south american red tail cat fish it is about a foot and a half it is perfect it has bright markings it is a year old. if you are intrested call 732 552 2764



Location: jackson
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1298135889

 

[dennisdeng2002]

55gal Fish Tank W/ Fluval FX5 - $600 (OBO-NOVA)

Date: 2009-08-03, 1:49AM EDT
Reply to: sale-9msgk-1302850690@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

55gal Fish Tank W/ Fluval Fx5

55gal Fish Tank 130.00
55gal Tank Stand 164.99
Stock Lights
TopFin Aerator 20.00
Marineland 350 Watt Heater 36.00
Marineland H.O.T. Magnum - 250 G.P.H. (Use it to polish water constantly) 99.99(when bought, much cheaper now)
Hydor Koralia 2 Aquarium Powerhead UL 600 GPH 40.00
4 Bags of Crushed Coral - 80.00
over 40 pounds of Tufa Rocks, Chips and reg saltwater rocks. 75.00
Fluval FX5 - (3months old) Practically brand new and has all media inside. GOOD BACTERIA HAS BEEN COLLECTED. 299.99

About 30 African and South American Cichlids (MUST TAKE WITH YOU!!!!)

Uganda Rock Crib
Super Red Empress
Livingstoni
Blue Mbana
Albino Mbana
Auratus
Yellow Lab
Firemouth
Managuense
Jack Dempsey
(Other Africans and South Americans which I have no clue as to what the name is, but beautiful)

2 Algae Eaters (not plecos, but log suckers, 1 is about 7-8 inches long and the other is still young at about2 inches)
Dinosaur Bichir
Tiger Loach

There are also other fish in here that are very beautiful but like I said, I forgot their names since I have bought them

YOU MUST TAKE 'EM ALL and HAVE A FRIEND WITH YOU TO CARRY.
Fish tank is in the basement and I have a side door that is easily accessible.
600.00 is FIRM, better offers are accepted. MEANING above 600.00
EVERYTHING here equals out to more than 1000.00 easy.
with equipment and fish. I will also thrown in the fluval fx5 box that is full of misc. fish items, including 2
350 magnums(120.00 each when purchased) with no tubing. All in perfect working condition. just does not have the tubing.
Fish food will also go with you. all sorts.
All of this and not including all the LABOR that us Fish people have to go through.
anyways, trading this hobby up for mountain biking.
anyways, here are pics. EMAIL me please. thanks.....