Crazy Craigslisters.....Hard to believe

[knifegill]

Story? More like a trip to dumb land!

A Pet Snail with a Story to Tell (Shoreline)

Date: 2010-08-02, 7:10PM PDT
Reply to: comm-ufhsz-1877646964@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I got this snail at the pet store. It was the kind that are in fishtanks.
I thought it had died in my fish tank, so I put it outside. I found it alive the
next year. I let it stay outside. The next year I found it again and kept it inside a little while and let it
go. It survived both winters. I found it again this year, one year later and figured it might eat the vegetables in the
garden, so it's been inside since .It makes a great pet. It's about five inches long when walking.
You can let it roam on the grass and watch it rip across the yard.
Great pet for people who want to build their attention span. Eats anything
but not stuff with salt in it.
$5!

 

[kevinfleming21]

Story? More like a trip to dumb land!

man that was one of the weirdest things I have ever heard.

 

[knifegill]

I emailed her for a pic to find out what species it is. I'm guessing she's heavily medicated and each snail she's encountered has been a different individual. She's just too confused to tell the difference. I mean, what kind of aquatic snail can live in a garden? Oh, yeah, NONE!

 

[kevinfleming21]

I emailed her for a pic to find out what species it is. I'm guessing she's heavily medicated and each snail she's encountered has been a different individual. She's just too confused to tell the difference. I mean, what kind of aquatic snail can live in a garden? Oh, yeah, NONE!

Yeah.......someone's Lithium levels are off the charts today. It just kept coming back after every winter? the snail is a STALKER!

 

[kevinfleming21]

not really fish but still funny

Looking for beaver pelts. have to clear out some beavers and a dam in a stream, need a disguise to get close. Condition or age not important, will be sewed together with other pelts. willing to pay $ 25.00 each , need a total of at least 10 to make a decent job for a 260 lb man. No calls after 10:00 pm, would prefer call to email....thanks

Hahahahaha oh man, another dude looking for beaver pelts for an ambush!

 

[Bderick67]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry....


Piranha, Oscar, Aquarium - $300 (capitol hill)

Date: 2010-08-06, 6:11PM MDT
Reply to: sale-mgb4x-1884983597@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



Hello im currently selling two 5inh piraya piranhas. Im currently moving out of state so unfortantly i cannot take them. They are suprisingly not so aggresive to my two oscars and they preety much eat anything you trow at them. I also have two oscars a 4inch tiger oscar and a big 7inch tiger oscar. I also have a nice condition 55gallon fish tank with cabinet, heater, two filters, lights, fixtures, rocks everything you need for 100$ I would like atleast 100$ for each piranha and 30$ for the big oscar and $10 for the small oscar. Im also willing to sell all the fish with the tank for 300$OBO You can call me with any questions at 720-429-7473 Jesse. Thanks.

• Location: capitol hill
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[yogurt_21]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry....


Piranha, Oscar, Aquarium - $300 (capitol hill)

Date: 2010-08-06, 6:11PM MDT
Reply to: sale-mgb4x-1884983597@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



Hello im currently selling two 5inh piraya piranhas. Im currently moving out of state so unfortantly i cannot take them. They are suprisingly not so aggresive to my two oscars and they preety much eat anything you trow at them. I also have two oscars a 4inch tiger oscar and a big 7inch tiger oscar. I also have a nice condition 55gallon fish tank with cabinet, heater, two filters, lights, fixtures, rocks everything you need for 100$ I would like atleast 100$ for each piranha and 30$ for the big oscar and $10 for the small oscar. Im also willing to sell all the fish with the tank for 300$OBO You can call me with any questions at 720-429-7473 Jesse. Thanks.

• Location: capitol hill
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

I'd say cry in this case. lol

 

[Richie_ELP]

Ball Pythons (West El Paso)

Date: 2010-08-07, 5:27PM MDT
Reply to: see below

Two Ball Pythons For Sale!!

Description:
Male and Female Pair. Leia(female) 5 Years. Ka(male)3 Years. About between 3 to 4 feet in length. Eat small rats about every week to every two weeks. They are in a 50 gallon tank which includes a thermometer, bedding, a water bowl, Hide away log, climbing log with leaves for cover, and a back cover to blend their surroundings. Manageable and Great creatures. Would recommend for children 12 yrs of age and up.

I'm asking for $550 OR BEST OFFER!! They only go as a pair. I'm moving to North Carolina and I dont want to stress them out, that's why I need to sell them.
If your are seriously Interested I will Include:

Two Heating Lamps
An additional 10 gallon tank with cover
Shedding Aid for the snakes
Heating rock
Additional water bowl
Digital Humidity Sensor

Call or TXT me at XXXXXXX if you have any questions or if you're interested. (If you're not please dont waste my time.)



Not fish but still ridiculous. Rude even.

 

[creepyoldguy]

not really fish but still funny

Looking for beaver pelts. have to clear out some beavers and a dam in a stream, need a disguise to get close. Condition or age not important, will be sewed together with other pelts. willing to pay $ 25.00 each , need a total of at least 10 to make a decent job for a 260 lb man. No calls after 10:00 pm, would prefer call to email....thanks

hahaha, a 260lb beaver fits right in@!!

 

[knox_rbp]

went and picked these up today

I have a 125g fish tank that I am turning into an amphibian tank and need to rehome the current inhabitants. Please do not respond if you do not have a 125g or larger. I will split these guys up. You must bring your own coolers and bags to pick these guys up.

1 large female Blood Parrot
2 large male marble Angels
3-4 female Boseman's Rainbows
1-2 Australian Rainbow
5-10 Zebra Danios
10-15 Red tailed tetras
8-10 Cory cats
5 or so Harlequin Tetras
1 yoyo loach


she also had some cool orange and black catfish that had disappeared and she didnt think was still in there and enough plants to fill a 125g and 2 55g all for free. Plus I'm getting hooked up with some poison dart frogs