Crazy Craigslisters.....Hard to believe

[blacktarotannis]

free monkeys to the right owner!! (broward)

Date: 2010-08-20, 7:50PM EDT
Reply to: see below

hey everyone thank you so much for your time, Im Dr. Ezumbely a zoologist with the MFPA. due to funding issues we were forced to shut down our orangutan and chimpanzee breeding center. A lot of these chimps were neglected and abused and a few were taken from research centers where experiments were conducted. They all have had a story and now this is a new story to be added to the list. We currently have 8 full grown orangutans as well as 9 full grown chimps and 23 baby chimps and 16 baby orangutans. They are all well tamed and very friendly, remember these are not pets they are a lot more like humans and need constant surveillance so you need to have a big back yard a lot of free time and a good heart. for that reason you will need to contact me to schedule an appointment with our adoption agency located at our MFPA breeding center to go through our credit and personality checks to see if you qualify to own one of these beautiful creatures, once again thank you for your time. if you have any questions or would like to schedule an appointment feel free to just give me a call I do not respond to emails this is for serious inquiries only 954 673 5779

 

[SpeshulEd]

free monkeys to the right owner!! (broward)

Date: 2010-08-20, 7:50PM EDT
Reply to: see below

hey everyone thank you so much for your time, Im Dr. Ezumbely a zoologist with the MFPA. due to funding issues we were forced to shut down our orangutan and chimpanzee breeding center. A lot of these chimps were neglected and abused and a few were taken from research centers where experiments were conducted. They all have had a story and now this is a new story to be added to the list. We currently have 8 full grown orangutans as well as 9 full grown chimps and 23 baby chimps and 16 baby orangutans. They are all well tamed and very friendly, remember these are not pets they are a lot more like humans and need constant surveillance so you need to have a big back yard a lot of free time and a good heart. for that reason you will need to contact me to schedule an appointment with our adoption agency located at our MFPA breeding center to go through our credit and personality checks to see if you qualify to own one of these beautiful creatures, once again thank you for your time. if you have any questions or would like to schedule an appointment feel free to just give me a call I do not respond to emails this is for serious inquiries only 954 673 5779

There was a show on animal planet not too long ago called fatal attractions. It was about people who kept chimps for pets. Chimps are not pets and should not be cared for by people.

Below is one of the people that kept one as a pet. It bit off his fingers one by one, his genitals, his lips, his nose, ripped his teeth out, etc.

Yep, pretty gross.

 

[Cowrie]

And then there's the woman whose friend's pet chimp attcked and start to EAT her... She went on Oprah, y'know...

(NOTE: I don't watch that show *shudder* my mom does...)

 

[Bderick67]

$1500 wow


fish tanks - $1500 (Aurora)

Date: 2010-08-20, 10:03AM MDT
Reply to: sale-dxjrp-1909319964@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



2 55 gallon tanks with stand, all equipment included, even some fish

• Location: Aurora
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1909319964

 

[livebearerfreak]

ya 1500? i wouldnt even pay over 500 for the 2... let alone a steel stand... i dont trust stands like those!

 

[SpeshulEd]

And then there's the woman whose friend's pet chimp attcked and start to EAT her... She went on Oprah, y'know...

(NOTE: I don't watch that show *shudder* my mom does...)

Yep they talked about her on the show as well.

They had one devoted to Bubbles, Michael Jackson's chimp too.

They had one devoted to big cats, where a lady got scalped by her pet panther. And another show devoted to reptiles where this guy had 30 monitor lizards in his apartment and they'd bite him. His wounds got infected and he passed out, then the lizards ate him.

The whole time I was watching the show I kept thinking of my rays and being found hunched over my fish tank with a barb through my chest or something crazy.

 

[purplecandle]

2 PIRAHNA FISH AND BIG TANK - $300 (Greensboro)

Date: 2010-08-21, 3:39PM EDT
Reply to: sale-enwkm-1911591917@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

2 RED BELLY PIRAHNA FISH AND A 55 GALLON HEATED FISH TANK WITH FILTER. FISH EAT TILAPIA, GOLD FISH, MICE, FROGS, RIBEYE STEAK. AND RAW MEAT. $300 FOR ALL

• Location: Greensboro
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[manlyfish]

omg im afraid to go to sleep now...the chimp might get me

 

[Cowrie]

Those poor pirahna... Bad food, undersized tank, and from what I understand, too few pirahna for them to be happy even with the right food and tank.

 

[Parachromis57]

Not sure on actual size but 40+ gallon fish tank and cabinet. Includes everything needed to operate a saltwater aquarium. Pumps, filters, chems, test kits, light, carbons, phosphates, alkaline solution, books....its all here. It does need a good cleaning as it sat for 2 years. You come and get it. $700 as is $1000 if I clean and bring to you. This aquarium was being used to grow coral and life associated with it so set up is geared towards that. I can email pics upon request .

Just posted today WOW.