Crazy Craigslisters.....Hard to believe
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Arowana fishe available for sale call line:213 807-3520
We have available Asian Arowana fishe of many kinds available for sale at promotional prices. Our Arowanas are quality guaranteed and are very healthy. We have arowanas with sizes ranging from 4 inch to 30 inch. contact us now and let us know the type of arowana you want to purchase and we shall match that for you. Currently we have the following arowanas below available in stock and ready for sale:
Asian red arowana
Super red arowana
Chili Red arowana
Golden arowana
EVERY ONE IS WELCOME TO MAKE A CALL FOR ORDRE CONTACT213) 807-3520
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Posting ID: 4058341771
Posted: 2013-09-10, 12:26PM EDT
Updated: 2013-09-16, 5:02PM EDT
email to a friend
http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/pet/4058341771.html
Im going to send an email and see what I come up with
i saw that's aw add posted in Nashville about a month ago
There is a ad up on my local CL of a 90g for $200, sounds like a good deal until you read further "Sprung a leak after 4 months in the lower right side and currently DOES NOT hold water. My reef found out the hard way and I had to scramble to save everything." Then he writes "With $10 of silicone, a razor blade and tape, this can easily be fixed and you will have a $1000 set up for a mere fraction of the cost.". If $10 worth of silicone is all you need then why is he selling a "$1000 setup" or only $200 instead of fixing it himself?
2013 GMC 2500 Denali. $45,000. Below Blue Book!!!! Why you ask? This truck may be more loaded than an Irishman in a whiskey-drinking contest, but it is no Sunday driver. It is a ¾ ton, 4-wheel drive, luxury work horse and it was cast from smelted bullet casings and stealth fighters by God's own iron fist to be rode hard and put away wet. It may have a couple of scratches on it but that is ok. And do you know why? Because it's a truck. And you're a man. And together you are Maximus Meridius from Gladiator. And while women may swoon at your kind hard heart and gentile touch, underneath it all you are a BAMF who doesn't back down from a fight and you have the scars to prove it. Because you sweat pure gasoline, and bleed oil and all you need is your 360hp Vortec chariot to get you to the promise land.
Your boats and snow machines are nothing but a light snack for this 6-speed auto, HD, demon-powered towing machine. With its Z71 Off-road package, you can enter dirt track races while towing your 17,800-lb life-size robot collection and a hot tub full of topless super models, and still win. All while outrunning the cops and mowing down zombies with your Mack truck-resembling chrome front bumper.
More technologically advanced than the Starship Enterprise, this truck will transport you in style while trusting you with all of its secrets. Wondering what your oil pressure is but don't want go outside to check? Simply consult your smartphone and unveil everything you desire to know. Tire pressure, engine temperature, gas level, oil pressure, can all be summoned and accessible to you alone at the touch of your fingertip. Your friends will start to wonder how you became so wise and the Oracle from the Matrix will be calling to ask you for advice.
With its 6.0 liter V8, this truck will transport you to your destination faster than you can say Bad Mother Fu@#er and will arrive with about the subtlety of a tectonic plate shifting during the 1964 earthquake. Yes people will stare, my friend. Because you are always the winner in the reaux sham beaux that is your life; because rock trumps scissors, paper trumps rock, but a swift kick to the balls trumps paper, every time.
The rear automatic sliding glass window allows you to make sure that the grizzly you killed with your bare hands hasn't come back to life. Or the sled you loaded up to high mark Mt McKinley hasn't budged an inch. Since your 6 1/2' bed is Rhino Lined with ¼" of near bullet-proof rubber, your big boy toys will be safely transported to the fiery inferno's of hell and back, because that is where you go to play.
But what about the interior you ask? Hundreds of lambs died an honorable death to effectuate leather soft enough to make-up this hulk's supple interior. The climate can be controlled to subliminal perfection by the shear omnipotent power in your callused right hand. The perpetually-complaining-about-the-cold woman in your life will be happy to know that heat can be generated at the touch of a button that will literally light a fire under her ass. In addition to heated (and cooled) seats, it's power can be summoned from anywhere on the planet; it's 8 powerful pistons coaxed into roaring to life for you alone, because you are the Lone Ranger, but Silver has nothing on this faithful steed. Sitting in the command center of this 2013 batmobile black, panty-dropping stallion, you will have more features at your fingertips than that kid David in "Flight of the Navigator," but you will look like a lot less of a douche, because you aren't flying a talking space ship 3 yards from the ground. You're Han Solo, flying the Millennium Falcon, and The Force is for pussies.
Yes, this truck may have more options than a menu at Village Inn, but don't let its Babylonian luxury fool you. It may have you feeling richer than a Russian Czar but it is about as tameable as a rogue wave and will chew you up and spit you out if you do not give it the respect it commands. But command it you will, and respect you will have because this truck is intimidating. Corvettes, Challengers and other gutless vehicles scurry out of its way, even when it's in the slow lane. The pilot car in construction sites escorts it through immediately, even when it's the only vehicle in line. It can out run the cops in 2nd gear, and does. It will park in a handicap space, then tow the tow-truck away. It will be the best man at your wedding, sleep with your bride, and never call her again. Yeah, it's that bad.
If you like the looks of this truck but don't think that is worth every bit of $45,000, then do not bother calling. Because this truck is the lovechild of Optimus Prime and Kit from knight Rider and if you don't recognize its true potential, than you do not deserve to be at the helm of such an almighty machine.
Skip the dealership, all you will get there is a long-winded sales pitch. . ...
This was on Anchorage CL. The truck's not even a Diesel. It can't be that bada**.
Your boats and snow machines are nothing but a light snack for this 6-speed auto, HD, demon-powered towing machine. With its Z71 Off-road package, you can enter dirt track races while towing your 17,800-lb life-size robot collection and a hot tub full of topless super models, and still win. All while outrunning the cops and mowing down zombies with your Mack truck-resembling chrome front bumper.
More technologically advanced than the Starship Enterprise, this truck will transport you in style while trusting you with all of its secrets. Wondering what your oil pressure is but don't want go outside to check? Simply consult your smartphone and unveil everything you desire to know. Tire pressure, engine temperature, gas level, oil pressure, can all be summoned and accessible to you alone at the touch of your fingertip. Your friends will start to wonder how you became so wise and the Oracle from the Matrix will be calling to ask you for advice.
With its 6.0 liter V8, this truck will transport you to your destination faster than you can say Bad Mother Fu@#er and will arrive with about the subtlety of a tectonic plate shifting during the 1964 earthquake. Yes people will stare, my friend. Because you are always the winner in the reaux sham beaux that is your life; because rock trumps scissors, paper trumps rock, but a swift kick to the balls trumps paper, every time.
The rear automatic sliding glass window allows you to make sure that the grizzly you killed with your bare hands hasn't come back to life. Or the sled you loaded up to high mark Mt McKinley hasn't budged an inch. Since your 6 1/2' bed is Rhino Lined with ¼" of near bullet-proof rubber, your big boy toys will be safely transported to the fiery inferno's of hell and back, because that is where you go to play.
But what about the interior you ask? Hundreds of lambs died an honorable death to effectuate leather soft enough to make-up this hulk's supple interior. The climate can be controlled to subliminal perfection by the shear omnipotent power in your callused right hand. The perpetually-complaining-about-the-cold woman in your life will be happy to know that heat can be generated at the touch of a button that will literally light a fire under her ass. In addition to heated (and cooled) seats, it's power can be summoned from anywhere on the planet; it's 8 powerful pistons coaxed into roaring to life for you alone, because you are the Lone Ranger, but Silver has nothing on this faithful steed. Sitting in the command center of this 2013 batmobile black, panty-dropping stallion, you will have more features at your fingertips than that kid David in "Flight of the Navigator," but you will look like a lot less of a douche, because you aren't flying a talking space ship 3 yards from the ground. You're Han Solo, flying the Millennium Falcon, and The Force is for pussies.
Yes, this truck may have more options than a menu at Village Inn, but don't let its Babylonian luxury fool you. It may have you feeling richer than a Russian Czar but it is about as tameable as a rogue wave and will chew you up and spit you out if you do not give it the respect it commands. But command it you will, and respect you will have because this truck is intimidating. Corvettes, Challengers and other gutless vehicles scurry out of its way, even when it's in the slow lane. The pilot car in construction sites escorts it through immediately, even when it's the only vehicle in line. It can out run the cops in 2nd gear, and does. It will park in a handicap space, then tow the tow-truck away. It will be the best man at your wedding, sleep with your bride, and never call her again. Yeah, it's that bad.
If you like the looks of this truck but don't think that is worth every bit of $45,000, then do not bother calling. Because this truck is the lovechild of Optimus Prime and Kit from knight Rider and if you don't recognize its true potential, than you do not deserve to be at the helm of such an almighty machine.
Skip the dealership, all you will get there is a long-winded sales pitch. . ...
This was on Anchorage CL. The truck's not even a Diesel. It can't be that bada**.
I bet this was an MFK'er 
Too bad the listing won't auto-pop-up when're someone post a silly sticker price on a plain Jane small tank
Dear aquarium sellers...
Contrary to popular belief there is no shortage of 55 gallon freshwater tanks.
In fact, at Walmart you can buy a complete 55 gallon setup minus fish and gravel (and a few decorations) for around 90.00, add some fish and gravel a few decorations, and you pay around 130.00.
For a BRAND NEW tank.
At Petco, or Petsmart the same tank is around 150.00, so with fish and gravel 180.00.
So explain how your used tank, with the same items, is worth 350.00? 500.00? Are you on crack?
No one cares what you paid for it, I paid 42k for my pickup 5 years ago, you think I am getting 42k for it back? You think anyone goes out, buys something, uses it for a few years, then can sell it for what they paid for it new? Are you smoking something?
Contrary to popular belief there is no shortage of 55 gallon freshwater tanks.
In fact, at Walmart you can buy a complete 55 gallon setup minus fish and gravel (and a few decorations) for around 90.00, add some fish and gravel a few decorations, and you pay around 130.00.
For a BRAND NEW tank.
At Petco, or Petsmart the same tank is around 150.00, so with fish and gravel 180.00.
So explain how your used tank, with the same items, is worth 350.00? 500.00? Are you on crack?
No one cares what you paid for it, I paid 42k for my pickup 5 years ago, you think I am getting 42k for it back? You think anyone goes out, buys something, uses it for a few years, then can sell it for what they paid for it new? Are you smoking something?
Too bad the listing won't auto-pop-up when're someone post a silly sticker price on a plain Jane small tank
Arowana fishe available for sale call line:213 807-3520
We have available Asian Arowana fishe of many kinds available for sale at promotional prices. Our Arowanas are quality guaranteed and are very healthy. We have arowanas with sizes ranging from 4 inch to 30 inch. contact us now and let us know the type of arowana you want to purchase and we shall match that for you. Currently we have the following arowanas below available in stock and ready for sale:
Asian red arowana
Super red arowana
Chili Red arowana
Golden arowana
EVERY ONE IS WELCOME TO MAKE A CALL FOR ORDRE CONTACT
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Posting ID: 4058341771
Posted: 2013-09-10, 12:26PM EDT
Updated: 2013-09-16, 5:02PM EDT
email to a friend
http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/pet/4058341771.html
Im going to send an email and see what I come up with
I see this exact same post all the time on craigslist in my area (las vegas). Don't believe it. One, it is illegal and so you shouldn't buy asians. Two, its probably a scam anyway
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