Crocodile Hunter Eaten By......Crocodile!

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xraycer xraycer Hah! only in Hollywood.
 
johnny potatoes said:
Predators love humans. No fur, no hooves, no horns. Just soft and pink.

Stole that from a Far Side comic.
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xraycer said:
You can just sense the elations from PETA people over this story
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Its natural-selection at its finest... The smart ones stay away from the predators and the dumb ones get eaten...
 
what kind of hunter...gets near a river bank...in Zimbabwe...and DOESN'T scan the water surface for nostrils....and if he did...how'd he let himself get distracted enough to get snuck up on...

Africa is one scary motha.
 
predatorkeeper87 said:
what kind of hunter...gets near a river bank...in Zimbabwe...and DOESN'T scan the water surface for nostrils....and if he did...how'd he let himself get distracted enough to get snuck up on...

Africa is one scary motha.
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ding ding ding
 
predatorkeeper87 said:
what kind of hunter...gets near a river bank...in Zimbabwe...and DOESN'T scan the water surface for nostrils....and if he did...how'd he let himself get distracted enough to get snuck up on...

Africa is one scary motha.
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Furthermore,what happened to the guide that the hunter was travelling with,did he push him into the river?
 
krichardson said:
Furthermore,what happened to the guide that the hunter was travelling with,did he push him into the river?
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And did his wife recently take out a new insurance policy on him??
 
MaddMaxx said:
And did his wife recently take out a new insurance policy on him??
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Wifey probably already had a nice policy on the guy.

predatorkeeper87 said:
the guide knew better and walked the other way probably lol.
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I bet he knocked Van Syl over the head from behind with a blunt object,stripped him of any possible valuables and then tossed him in while he was still groggy from the blow.
 
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