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A CNN story, through my source Newser, lists the 10 worst office phrases.
"Pick your brain."
"Throw it against the wall and see what sticks."
"Sweat equity."
"It's not rocket science."
"The ball's in your court."
"Drill down."
"I, personally."
"Quite unique."
"Past history."
"Urgent" and its companion, "crisis." These take the cake as the most overused and annoying.
"Pick your brain."
"Throw it against the wall and see what sticks."
"Sweat equity."
"It's not rocket science."
"The ball's in your court."
"Drill down."
"I, personally."
"Quite unique."
"Past history."
"Urgent" and its companion, "crisis." These take the cake as the most overused and annoying.
Tiger Woods Holiday Poem
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbos phone number was in his Blackberry.
Hed been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
Hed been cheatin with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tigers sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin and beggin' and pleadin',
Tigers wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If youre gettin' laid then Im gettin' paid."
Shes not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year!
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbos phone number was in his Blackberry.
Hed been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
Hed been cheatin with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tigers sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin and beggin' and pleadin',
Tigers wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If youre gettin' laid then Im gettin' paid."
Shes not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year!
In the spirit of the season, I have this simple question:
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Santa only needs three ho's.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Santa only needs three ho's.
