Derial

[knifegill]

My yoyo told me to dream about rampart minks and their fuzzy notions of libertarian and organic ficus trees. But I knew better than to butter the yoyo right away. First I browned it in the sun with garlic, then the butter went on swimmingly with good intentions of reproducing.

 

[navygirl76]

i'll be your huckleberry.

 

[knifegill]

Your avatar looks like Tracy Bonham. I can cheez catburger?

 

[sostoudt]

so i was on the toilet the other day and blood came out. what does this mean?

 

[likestofish]

Taquitos

 

[uncwnells]

what do tigers dream when they take a tiger snooze?

 

[Aqua Sanctuary]

Chuck Norris got rick rolled... once. Then the internet caught on fire.

 

[stevenrox]

Guy: Are you a farmer?
Girl: No why?
Guy: Because you grew my.......nvm

 

[Lizardking]

..and when Aqua Sanctuary told me to punch the chihuahua in her nuts, I was like
-dude! its a girl!

 

[TTTT]

I ate taco bell, now I must wear an adult diaper.